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Chronicle website is literally impossible to navigate either on my phone or laptop. It doesn't move properly, things pop up and cover the actual text of the article im attempting to read, and they are constantly trying to get me to read articles that feature mugshots of local scruffs.

Sounded good on TV

I think that's very rare to be fair. Although my 3rd shirt has a few bobbles having only been worn a couple of times.

They are just flat-out defining themselves with their hatred of NUFC. 'FTM' means more to that set of supporters than any rallying cry for their own team.

Had a look at the official NUFC annual today, wherein Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff pick their greatest ever NUFC XI. There's some current squad included (eg. Bruno and Trippier) but Alexander Isak will be disappointed to see they picked Shearer and............................................................................................................................Shola Ameobe before him.

I've never heard about him till this morning but just looked on his website and seen this pic - I'm genuinely not understanding why on earth would any Newcastle City Centre establishment hire him? Am I missing something?

Does he do anti NUFC sing-alongs at Cosy Joes? Surely not?

I see. What's the Ivy?

Does anyone know what the old Sports Direct at the bottom of Northumberland Street is being converted into - I was led to believe it was owned by the Rueben Brothers.

just checked and actually closer to 300

We have about 200 Saudi students at Newcastle University.

Waddles accent is unbearable. "GRITE GOWL!"

JD Sports on Northumberland Street currently stocking NUFC, MUFC, Real Madrid and Saudi Arabia.

Bit of a weird thing for 'JH' to even imagine happening. I suspect he's probably the one who wants his hard drive checking. "Tho doth protest too much".

All the Gay stuff completely sold out now after only a few days. They are missing out on income here as I definitely would have bought that anthem jacket if it had been available.

Please don't orally go for a small.....

Something at kick off he said as well along the lines of "Liverpool are EVERYONES game now" what the *%£#@ are you talking about you mad bastard? Then something like "if you enjoy watching race leaders, then this is the place to be!!!" Oh sod off.

Clyde Tilsdales commentary last night was absolutely diabolical by any standard. He was swooning over Liverpool from the kick off, never heard owt like it to be honest.

not just once but twice!

ANTHONY ISAK!!!!!!!

Only thing left in the Gay range is the medium sized jacket. All the stuff people actually want to buy (like these, the Originals stuff, and I'm assuming the Gazelles next week) all sell out very quickly - leaving the shop just selling the Dad stuff. Hope this isn't going to be the pattern from now on where you have to get the nice stuff on day one or miss out.

Watched on Amazon, at the end of the match when they are interviewing Howe there are some chaps doing drills on the pitch. Have seen this happen a few times after games. Why and who is training at 10.00pm?

That Love Unites top was absolutely class. Need to get it in the shop ASAP. Get rid of all the Dad crap on the ground floor

Trying to be positive: 1) an improvement over last years equivalent fixture 2) If Chelsea, Spurs and Everton win tomorrow we will actually climb the table

The retro clothes shop in Windows Arcade has a good selection of genuine old NUFC shirts including 95/96/97/98 home and away but crazy, absolutely top end of the market prices in my opinion.