Cornah

We let a fuckin average Brighton, a fuckin average Brighton dictate a Fuckin 5th round home tie against Newcastle United..If it’s not a pissed up night game under the lights we are easy bastard meat ..

Still owe these an FA Cup twatting. ‘83 and Trelford cunting Mills still weighs heavy. Start the big guns, out the blocks sharpish and wrap it up first half. Bring on the Osulas, Barnes Mileys once it’s done. Crowd need to be up for it too, Forest made it a bear pit and bummed them seven zip.. Expecting the usual early kick off lethargy from our patrons sadly☹️

The balance and control of a new born fawn..

Literally creaming their soiled Y fronts that a bloke they never signed or owned managed a hat trick against Southampton.🤣.Be like us jizzing over every goal Louis fuckin Saha scored in his career.Desperate as fuck to be the tiniest bit relevant. Trampy bastard imbeciles..

Amazed if there’s 14,000 against Stoke, excuses include: Weather marra Skint marra Playing reserves marra Its only Stoke marra Nissan marra Mags might be playing marra..

Will be hugely disappointed if that SMB message board dissolves as predicted.Coming home from a day on the sauce I settled down and as we weren’t playing clicked the 1640pm button, that shit beats any vintage festive telly..Tremendous entertainment

Great character and can win a free kick but his shooting reminds me of Diana Ross in the USA opening ceremony, also has the pace of an asthmatic sloth.. Canny at fist pumps but anything around 70m should be snaffled asap..

Ned Kelly.

England/ Newcastle- Flatter to deceive then hoof ya in the nads at any sniff of success..

An Aldi carrier bag floating on a breeze of fuck all..

They’re bringing Mick Harford and big Fash on 2nd half..

Worst player on the pitch.. dog/balloon..embarrassing.

Abysmal lazy performance..

Horrific..2/10 shite..

Ooh new member

OOF! The N/0 rabid bum chums chow on to someone who sees things differently..The kid is an obvious talent but brings nothing to the side.I’ll leave it there while you all mutual masterbate each other outing another ‘mackem.dafties.

‘Twas on the half way line you backward div..

List them dafty

No rage here.one pass last year doesn’t change my opinion which is he shouldn’t be starting for Newcastle United in the premier league.

Not the lads fault being hoyed in this injury laden shitshow of a season but he offers absolutely fuck all to the side. Marauding runs? Incisive passes? Shots? Assists? Every touch is a five yard get out..(aye but he’s 17 blah fuckin blah) If I’m talking shite enlighten me what he brings to the team.

Zero.. fuck all..squad filling body.

Does absolutely nothing..

Not good enough, heart of a lion..Football brain of a comatose sloth.

Steve Watson had a similar less feminine design..