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Think its just some detached humor during a thoroughly boring game against poor opposition

Lewis shorts are a yellow card offense

What's the line on Big Joe getting a needless yellow before the final whistle blows

Its a great example of his quality even in a rough patch of form. Instant game changer.

Na I know just having a laugh. Though his long distance attempt was.... interesting, however.

Can we clone Bruno a few times

Osula's burner acct location found

launched one from what seemed the other half so he's got an eye for goal

thought it was a ghost for a minute

feel like its a result of us playing a league 2 side and this feels a bit of a formality (though it isn't and shouldn't be)

Don't be mad at me he's not taking pens lad.

We're trying to win this one mate

Proper league 2 match this

Not really how FMV works. Same reason an interested party transaction's (e.g., a training kit sponsorship from a PIF-owned entity) fair market value isn't simply what a single entity would pay for such an asset. Interesting that there's pushback on this score though, considering just about everyone, on this board and otherwise, seems to have found a consensus that Guehi was marked up a third, if not double his true value.

You're right, and considering no other clubs, bar us, were offering up 60m for him, we can wager his FMV is a good deal lower.

People think Guehi is a top CB because he had a couple nice games against bottom tier european opposition. Top clubs know a couple nice games in an uninspiring England side makes a 70m player not. Pre Euros, Parish would have been lucky to get 35m for Guehi. I think with how shite Palace have been, Parish cant justify selling at this point. They look to be in a proper relegation battle and I can't see them weakening even further, which they would be tbf if they sold him

Buying a defender for 60m+ who in his current form, on a relegation battling side, doesn't deserve to get in over dan burn, is not good business mate. Having a good Euros doesnt make you a 65m pound player. There's a reason there wasn't a single other club even hinting at bidding for guehi, and its because he was grossly overvalued by Parish, and everyone knew it. Mitchell did well to hold the line. He'll be looking at Mitchell-esque targets in January and Guehi will be ancient history is my guess. Parish wont get 45m if he decides to sell then.

Not sure about this. Pocketed Savinho when he tried to take him on. Needs time to get comfortable in the starting XI now.

Always seems to have a stick up his ass. Among the clearest penalties you'll see in today's game.

Great servant - time we've moved on from him as a starter for this side. Just pales in comparison to what Tonali can do.

Said it before the season started he'd be the biggest surprise this season. Best player on the pitch for us today.

Longstaff came close to blowing it with that giveaway right outside the box. Good on Eddie making the tough call today. Expect and hope the result today means Tonali's taken his spot going forward.

Absolutely fucking immense

Hall first on the team sheet for me going forward

Popeinho