Southern Geordie

So maybe something like: Pope Hall Burn Schar Tino Joe Bruno Sandro Barnes Isak Gordon Half that squad finished top four two years ago, and the rest are upgrades in every position since that finish? We don’t need to pay huge bucks to add elites. It’s a slow build, and it’s working.

For one off games, Bowyer/Dyer joint award for the Villa game. Or Barton away at Anfield.

Another great chance from Foden in the 10 role. I think the Dutch midfield being overwhelmed means we aren’t seeing the usual gap on the left. That’s why tripps is getting forward more, and foden playing through the middle more without us being exposed.

But we all know he’s inept, and that any chance of seeing Gordon again this tournament has completely gone.

Especially with Dumfries on a yellow!

Feel like I’ve said this a lot, but Foden seems like a player when he plays through the middle, you know, where he plays for his club. FUNNY THAT GARETH YOU STUPID TWAT.

What fucking genie has Southgate been sucking off before this tournament. All the luck in the world!

Same.

Eze, Watkins and Gallagher on in the 90th for zero impact again? I reckon so. Fucking Southgate, absolutely useless.

It’s all the sideways passing, must be tiring.

Oof, that is bold. Gormless Gaz has seen the French get through without scoring a goal and thought “I’ll have me some of that!”.

I tell you what, that Foden lad looks a bit dangerous playing through the middle. Wonder if we should give that a go?

Unfortunately every can see it instead of that useless cunt of a manager we’re stuck with. Absolute twat.

Mainoo over Gordon is prime Southgate twatfacery.

We’ve not even started the proper transfer window yet, who knows where Allison will be by August 31st. This whole transfer rush is caused by ridiculous PSR rules. Minteh looked good in a poor league, and even then wasn’t outstanding every game. He’s never trained with the squad, never played premier league football, and never worked under Eddie. If we can use that asset to avoid points deductions, why wouldn’t we?? It’s crap that we don’t get to see someone develop, but it shows the board have some nous about avoiding the negativity that would come with a PSR breach. New sponsorship deals and turnover kick in from the new season, so we’ll have more to spend and have spend it by growing the brand. That’s the right way of doing it, and I for one have faith in the board and Eddie to get us to the top without FFP/PSR/the leagues next bullshit idea holding us back.

Fuck off Gareth. Just absolutely fuck the hell off and curl up under Rat-cliffes desk until he gives you a new job.

This, 100%.

I think when you play this static for 90 minutes, a dive is technically called a flop.

Go on Ant. Get a fucking goal now. Knighthood in the post by Monday.

Hang on, I’ll do my Oscar winning impersonation of “man - surprised” Trent??? Gave the ball away??? What?!? I’ve absolutely never seen that before!!

Fucking called it. What a fucking clown of a “manager”

As many yellows as we’ve had shots on goal. Players trying to force Southgate to change by getting a ban?

We’ve had a shot lads!! Get the fuck in Gareth, you’re a legend.

Ramsdale on for left wing? That’s how we do it, right?

In the finest display of anti-coaching and anti-tactics ever seen, Southgate is managing to make players worse game after game. How can you take that attacking line up with nearly 200 goals and only score twice against Denmark and Serbia, and not score against Slovenia for over an hour. absolute fucking dross