Jewel

Cherki was available for £30m. It's sad Eddie can't find space for a player like that in his team/squad. Constantly going out and trying to run the brakes off the opposition will only get you so far, as we've seen already this season.

Won't be for much longer.

Hope they holdout for at least £70m!

Can't we just put him on gardening leave like we did with the last rat who was here before him?

We don't need a younger version of Murphy. We need a better version of Murphy.

Imagine if DCL is our "marquee" signing of the summer. Doesn't bear thinking about lol.

I'd rather not have any of them. Murphy can be a solid bench player for us. The other two, no thanks.

I'd rather have the tennis player tbh.

Everything club on the planet can get away with this shit except us.

Twickenham seats 82,000. Do Chelsea have the fanbase to fill that week in, week out?

I heard most of it will go on Jobe Bellingham.

Can't wait. I'm really looking forward to watching him spend 95% of the match cutting back inside and playing a sideways pass to the central midfield.

Prove it.

Let's give them Callum Wilson as a thank you. Im sure they'll appreciate that as he's better than Hojlund, even in his current state.

Thank you, Manure. From the bottom of my heart. I really do mean that. That said, you can now go back to being shit again.

We deserve it certainly. For as bad as we were today, Villa were far worse.

We need a plan B. This running around like headless chickens is not going to work everyday. We need someone with a bit of composure, someone who can keep the ball and create.

As he should be. That was a shambles today, and not for first time this season.

Redcafe on Wednesday, Villatalk today. It's the gifts that keep on giving. We're being spoiled here.

Utter bottlers, but thank goodness for Man Utd.

We ain't scoring here. Need Man Utd to beat Villa.

These sorts of performances have been all too common this season.

Im more nervous for this because I didn't really expect us to beat Liverpool, tbh. This feels more like trying to frantically find a misplaced winning lottery ticket.

Shooting practice for Man Utd. Just take one of these chances, you useless cunts.

That Hojlund is literally one of the worst strikers in have ever seen. If Villa qualify today, he will be the main reason why. The lad couldn't finish his dinner to save his life.