Jewel

Could do with some elocution lessons.

Watch them give Casemiro a 2 year contract, with the sole intention of then selling him straightaway to Saudi for 100m. Job done.

Why not both?

I could have sworn it was Vitinha. I'm getting old, man.

It was Vitinha

Let's go there and beat them 8-0.

If he does go, hopefully it will be on good terms and he will leave with our thanks. I want to be able to look back fondly on his contributions to our club. I don't think I can be doing with hating another of our former players like I do with the Rat. Especially, after what these guys have given us since the takeover.

Steve Bruce, yes. But I wouldn't call Allardyce hopeless, to be fair. He occupies a certain niche within football management and he's been proven to be very good at it. It's only when he's been asked to step up and go beyond it, that we have seen his limitations.

Everything that we hoped Elanga would be.

Didn't Beardsley play for City? Or did I imagine that?

Agree. There is a greater malaise within Football that needs to be talked about far more. The fun is being slowly squeezed out of the game.

He's giving me Isak vibes from the end of last season. Hopefully, we will handle the situation much better this time around.

He's giving me Isak vibes from the end of last season. Hopefully, we will handle the situation much better this time around.

It was never that good to begin with. We were fortunate to beat the likes of Leeds, Wolves, Burnley and Fulham.

This lot look shot to pieces. It might be sensible to ease off a little in training, instead of going full pelt every session.

Our much-vaunted home record well and truly gone to shit now as well.

Watch us sign more Track and Field athletes, as opposed to actual footballers.

Forgot about that one.

Why? Woltemade has shown he can strike a good penalty.

Even a draw won't do Jack shit for us, we need wins. Especially with our remaining fixture list. This was supposed to be one of our easier fixtures.

This season is a write-off. We are not getting Europe and that is something we are going to have to prepare for. The preparation for 26/27 needs to start NOW for all concerned. No more opportunism, no more leaving things to the last minute.

So it turns out Wissa's a one-season wonder, then. Sad we blew 55m on him.

So basically Ross is an Eddie Howe 'yes man'?

Most of that net positive is thanks to our owners buying their unwanted shite. I know it's been talked about to death, but I will never not find that annoying tbh.

Is he any good? I know absolutely nothing about him. Does he even play for Reims?