Jewel

I hope his next shit is a hedgehog.

The fuck Real Madrid want Kees Smit for? They already got Endrick and Arda Guler. These elite clubs hoovering up all the best talent whilst the rest feed on scraps is sickening. And theyve made the rules such that nobody else is able to challenge them.

It's not really an allegation, at this point. He's a backpost, tap-in merchant. All pace, running and not much else. Technically poor too. He epitomises modern football where athleticism is prioritised over actual footballing ability.

Please God, I hope Poland knock the Swedes out of the World Cup play-offs. Isak doesn't deserve to play in the World Cup. He's contributed nothing to this team.

Knowing our luck, he'll turn out to be the South American version of Ali Dia. We'll sign him on the back of him claiming to be Pele's older brother.

Hopefully, it was very bad.

These people just reinforce the stereotype that footballers are not very bright.

Made me sad watching someone else lift the League Cup. That's OUR trophy, man!

Wenger didn't just change Arsenal, he revolutionised English football in a lot of ways. The chances of us finding someone like that again are close to zero.

Mourinho might be a short-term success, but it'll fuck us for the next decade once things inevitably turn sour.

To coach our U19s? Me neither.

Are those Instagram likes real? Seems like this lad has the brain of a squirrel.

Especially if it's true, as has been reported, that he insists on going balls to the wall in every training session. No wonder the players look so shagged all the time, if that is true. The best managers know when to ease off and when to raise the intensity.

Agree. If we wanted that sort of player, we'd have been better off going for Dominic Calvert-Lewin. I'm not saying our next striker has to be a world beater, but surely we can do better than Delap? Especially at the prices we will be quoted. I struggle to believe there isn't a Demba Ba type striker out there that we can't get for a reasonable fee.

Seems like a typical Eddie Howe player. All aggression and running, and little else.

That wastrel Ross Wilson has one heck of a summer ahead of him. I hope he is preparing for it as I type this post.

After the way that cunt Uli slagged us off in the summer over the Woltemade transfer, no thanks. Fabregas, I'm not sure about. I haven't really followed how he's done in Italy. I'm pretty sure he would jump at the chance if we offered him the job, though.

On a sad day, at least Spurs can be relied upon to raise a smirk.

I feel the same way. I couldn't give a toss how "we react" in the next game. The season can end today, as far as I'm concerned.

I am interested to hear what he has to say about today's result and performance.

That hurts, man. Letting this lot do the double over us is just unforgivable. End the season now. Can't really be arsed with the rest of it.

We are like a bull in a China shop. We have no fucker in the side who can get their foot on the ball and bring some god damn control into the game.

Draw not good enough. We need to win this ffs.

What's especially annoying is this Man Utd side isn't even that good. If they keep a hold of Carrick, I can see them having another shit season in 26/27.

He's dead to me if he goes to Man Utd.