Kilcline

I hope so but most times I think it'll be routine the opposite happens, so we'll try that way of thinking today

This will be a bit of a slog and we'll look properly ropey until we score. Once we get the goal we'll settle and it'll be comfortable in the end. 1 - 3.

That thick cunt is only employed to give him something to do so he doesn't get on the drink or top himself, same as that idiot Merson

Weren't the silly cunts also tugging themselves silly thinking they'd be awarded the 2014 Mickey Mouse Leyg Cup run by the EFL if Man City were found guilty and stripped of titles by the PL too?

Given Bankes' performance Fulham probably did

🤣 Ryan Yates not played against Tottenham then?!

While we're on about goalkeepers: David de Gea. Very good keeper, but not world class like he was often described as, got a lot of plaudits for basically being Man U's best/least shit player for years. But he was never as good as Neuer, Buffon, Casillas, Oblak, or Courtois for starters

And you mate, hoping it's settled in the next two weeks whatever happens so we can restart after the internationals like the other ones I'm in. Way easier when you can just choose the same team for them all 😅

Another barrel scraper but I always thought Adam Lallana was wildly overrated, never saw it with him at all but knew a few who thought he was Barcelona/Real Madrid level when he was at the scousers, thought he was crap and did very well to have the career he had for such a basic player

If they ever won a cup tie they might get some more home draws too

Brighton 2-1 Leeds Burnley 0-2 Arsenal Palace 3-1 Brentford Fulham 1-0 Wolves Forest 1-2 Man United Spurs 1-1 Chelsea Liverpool 2-1 Villa West Ham 1-3 Newcastle Man City 2-1 Bournemouth Sunderland 1-1 Everton

Fancy us to smash these tonight, 3 or 4 - 1

Lacazette?

Suppose at a quid a month you get what you pay for with The Athletic

Ffs, sitting here racking my brains and the quiz is wrong

Djibril Cisse

Malouda?

Giroud

Anelka Cantona Nasri Saha

This is one of the (many) things to have gone wrong in the last couple of years for me. You can often get away with the more cynical stuff in terms of bookings but if you're a fraction late on a 50/50 it's a yellow card because you'll catch someone's foot or ankle, but going for a 50/50 is part of the game, it's not dangerous play per se. A lot now seems to rest on the outcome of a challenge rather than the nature of the challenge itself. Son was sent off at Goodison Park a few years ago after Andre Gomes broke his leg, but it was a fairly innocuous challenge and the ref only gave the red after he saw the extent of the injury, ridiculous.

Fucking hell, the end of days is upon us

Could have kept me going for a bit there, Google Gemini is having loads of fun writing my clients' social media content for the rest of the year 😂

Ah, is it Di Maria?

Perisic? I'm properly at the end of old players now 😅

Mkitaryan?