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I wouldn't have minded Jackson but then I saw Mortal Merson had said he couldn't believe us or Villa hadn't signed him for his goals and was then very happy we hadn't

This is kind of what I'm looking forward to discovering. Was/is our system specifically set up to play to Isak's strengths, or is it set up to play to the strengths of whoever is the centre forward? I strongly suspect the latter given how we've started this season and how our patterns don't really change that much. Isak brought some magic, but he was also absolutely hopeless at holding the ball up and getting himself involved when he was isolated. So if we lose the magic but have centre forwards who can bring other attributes and some "old fashioned" stuff, and don't piss about so much on 1v1s, we're laughing.

Christ not AI detectors, I come on here to procrastinate not think about work. Time to put the website blocker to some use! (See you in an hour)

Yeah cheers Alex, fuck you

Obviously needs to compensate for not getting his move to Respectful FC with all the stay strong YNWA replies

Yeah I'm not a big fan of the home kit but having not considered this being available when I got the away and third, I'm probably going to have to buy it

Oh, and on that basis, 10/10

Come May when we've outperformed the usual wage-bill/squad cost metrics to league position correlation yet again to qualify for the Champions League and have won the FA Cup, it'll be quite fucking clear who won the window. And next summer when the media wank themselves into a frenzy over Howe being linked with the England job and will we lose players if Howe leaves, only for Howe to stay and repeat the trick again, it'll be quite fucking clear who won the window.

The bin dippers won the league last year on the back of van Elbow and Salah having a good few months so he'll be able to do his on fire for a third to half of the season, meh for the rest and probably be absolutely fine, the cunt

Hope this lad signs a pre-contract with Bayern Munich in January or Real Madrid go for him instead of Konate, won't be long for the scouse true colours to surface

Have they got one about how we're selling one of our worst players to the Bundesliga for about the same as what they sold their best one for?

I think the statement will thank him for his contributions over the past three years but stop short of wishing him all the best

Mags+ if you please! That extra tenner paying for itself

https://shop.newcastleunited.com/products/newcastle-united-whos-that-team-jacket We don't half sell some absolute shite

Please don't hire Terzic and turn us over in December

Man City's signings have all been so "Pep is away after this season" and Donnarumma is the icing on the cake

N-O only wanted ASOS

I never cease to be amazed he's still a PL footballer, and is only just 30! Feel like I was about 10 when he was a wonderkid at Derby

If this cunt stays and comes back into the team, he's only going to be back into the team because Eddie and the players are having him. That'll be good enough for me.

You know it's bad when I've only had 2 pints and I'm shouting "FUCKING DO IT MAN" when Arsenal are on the edge of the box

The "who sings their shit song loudest at the start then sits in silence" derby

Forgive me, but come on Arsenal

Yeah, should probably have clarified 🤣

Hope Ten Hag lasts long enough so he's there when we play them