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Tuchel having half of these in September's squad is my final line of judgement on him for me, and I loved that we got him in!

Birmingham should sign Vardy and get him to just work with Stansfield for a couple of years on using his pace, learning movement, and the shithouse stuff aswell.

Stansfield! For fucks sake

Nkunku will probably end up at Arsenal on loan or knockdown price when they yet again fail to sign a proper striker the silly cunts

They've replaced one player who was going to be an unknown quantity in the Premier League with another player who is an unknown quantity in the Premier League, aye. Just realised their 2 games before the December derby are the scousers and Man City away, going to be a fun few weeks with them looking forward to us being the "easy" game 😂

Yeah was gonna say, yesterday it wasn't moving because he's on holiday but now he's made his mind up

You say that but to this day I still wonder if Man City wanting Fred, Alexis Sanchez and Cristiano was a ruse knowing the red scum would do just that. Although Chelsea would just sell the moss from the Stamford Bridge roof to themselves to free up some extra coin if needed anyway

Chelsea in for Kudus pre-empting us walking away from Elanga or what?! 😅

This is more or less where I am. I can make a case for all 3 of them to stay up but I keep coming back to the team in 17th that they'll need to be better than are going to be either of good quality or very well organised, to stay up all 3 will need both of those characteristics and a bit more

Good first half that in the Club World Cup, I'm a sucker for an entertaining 0-0

Sure Maresca who has found himself tying himself up in knots shunting his best player all over the place because he wants to play all 3 of Lavia, Caicedo and Enzo while not changing his system too much will be delighted with another number 10. Fuck Chelsea. Cunts.

Yeah it is

A significant improvement on last season's 6/30 from Brighton, Fulham, West Ham, Everton and Bournemouth wouldn't do any harm either

"Means we'll have a better sponsor than everyone else in the Champo if we somehow go down, everyone wants a piece of little old Sunderland, Premiership is corrupt anyway marra."

So aswell as the strategic turning on of the game 20 seconds before kick-off, switching over at half-time, and switching off as soon as the final whistle goes, we now need to be ready with the mute button when there's a sub too? Think permanent mute + generic crowd noise on Spotify or YouTube is going to have to be the way, will help with Drury nursery rhyme avoidance an'all

Is the shirt to do with the art/architecture thing in the university?

Thought van Nistelrooy had been peddled weeks ago

This is it, he'll get another contract in 2 years aswell if they still can't get Salah as the next ageing superstar when the time comes

For some reason I instantly started reading this to the Fresh Prince intro and it almost fits

Courtois saving RM, we've all seen this movie before

Rondon is having their lives here 😅 Asensio sent off

Vlahovic stinks of Saudi Pro League

Is that what Romano's exclusive Mbappe news was the bellend 🤣

Wonder if FIFA have been consulting the mackematics textbewk for when they give the attendance