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It's part of the Every Minute Matters campaign, all three are kicking off a minute late and Tom Lockyer is doing CPR demonstrations at HT

Cudunt cleyen up the perleyce moved us on marra. Free Tommy Robinson FTM

Weez Keys mentioned Pickford upping his game against us in her match preview thing and this seems to be getting banded about as pretty much conventional wisdom. Have I missed a game since he's been there that we've lost or drawn against them primarily because of him and not just us generally being shite/not at the races? Feels like we're dying to get into our own heads before Sunday for any number of reasons when the most likely and plausible outcome is a routine win

Tino and Wharton aren't in because they'll be in the U21s for the Euros

That's properly minging, it looks like a shirt Inter Somewhere would come up with trying to give a nod while at the same time not ripping off. Shite

Shaw and Onana man, what a disgrace

Haven't a clue mate I just nicked the picture from Twiiter, but we all know if it was based in reality and people actually there they'd come in around the Sheffield Wednesday number. Closer to Cardiff if we isolated backshift fixture clashes or nights they play when we're on TV

From the replies, and that's 83.5% with the special mackematics marra multiplier inferlayshun applied

Frothing at the mouth waiting with Ferdinand, Scholes, Hargreaves, Savage and whatever other ex-redscum cunts and apologists are on the payroll to decree the start of their return to glory, the fucking weapons

Gameweek 38 Bournemouth 3-1 Leicester Fulham 1-3 Man City Ipswich 2-2 West Ham Liverpool 4-1 Palace Man United 1-3 Villa Newcastle 4-0 Everton Forest 2-2 Chelsea Southampton 0-4 Arsenal Spurs 1-3 Brighton Wolves 3-3 Brentford

As much as I dislike Ange I'd love Tottenham to win purely just to see him giving it the big'un. Then they can sack him on Sunday

Melvin appears to be a Newcastle supporter so they're sharing that I assume because now "we all hate him". Just when you think scouse mackems couldn't get any more apt. Idiots

Do the people on there even watch football or have any knowledge of other teams and players? Some absolute bobbins written on there. And hi to barneygumble for shouting out all us NO lurkers who'll be fuming when they win 2-0

We'll smash these to pieces, easy 3 or 4 nil

This weekend is going to be exactly like the Carabao Cup weekend for them when they lost to Coventry the day before, they're going to lose on Saturday and it won't even be their worst result of the weekend come 6pm Sunday. Idiots

He'll be fine, but he does need a right kick up the arse and telling that the underlying message from all these books he likes reading is that it's all already inside you, you just need to go and fucking do it. Might be a good week for Big Jam to have his seasonal dust up 😅

Only the 3 different systems today (at least) so must have skipped plan B and gone straight to C, D and E eh? Fuck me

The Hague are a bit busy dealing with mackem petitions to intervene with us at the minute

Correct

121 hours and 59 minutes is how much time they'll play before they score a goal if they get promoted. Visionaries.

Does Man U's number include the coefficient points they'll get if they win the final in 90 minutes? If not then I think it's 1 for a draw so they're guaranteed pot 1 if they win it and Barcelona will be in 2 even if Chelsea qualify

Presumably they've realised a keeper who dives slowly and with both arms like he's out of a Sega Master System game isn't the way to win stuff

Down to 24/5 in the time it took me to go and log in!

Ballard I've only just stopped laughing at the bullshit going around before Christmas saying we were looking at him

"TEN Sweden results that PROVE Arsenal's new £70m HITMAN and Toon striker could play TOGETHER"