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Think it's 100 million euros or 86.69 million quids

Was gonna say, I used to like Dara...

And imagine how good our reserve team will be.

Should buy Ekitike and then just leave Isak to rot in the reserves for three years. Show everyone we won't be pushed around.

I'll repeat it so you can also like this post: We can't sell him to a Premier League rival man, it would be disgusting.

Good luck to him, top lad and at his age and experience he should be starting rather than being on the bench. Nice big city to play for as well and plenty of nearby cricket. Fingers crossed it goes well for him.

You put it out there you looking to do a deal as see if you get a reaction from the player I guess.

Not very well hopefully

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Well we went from Ekitike to Pedro to Isak to Pedro to Ekitike. Maybe back to Chris Wood?

I hear you, feels like we're playing one dimensional snakes and ladders right now.

Zendaya's vegetarian so might want to diguise yourself as some seitan.

Like all reporters, if they say something people don't want to hear, regardless of whether it's true or not, the fume will follow.

Plan, though I'd sell Anfield to ourselves for a massive psr profit before filling it with turd.

1. Buy Ekitike. Keep Isak. Bueno. 2. Tell Liverpool to do one. They sign Etikite, we keep Isak going forward now Liverpool and Arsenal have their strikers. Fine. 3. Buy Ekitike, sell Isak next year for a ton of cash and buy some ballers™ with the profits. Not ideal but not necessarily the worst thing if we buy well. 4. We buy Ekitike, sell Isak now, spunk the profits on a few more ballers™ immediately. Again, not ideal but could be worse. Would rather 3. 5. We sell Isak. Chelsea inevitably turn up and gazump us for Ekitike like the transfer whores they are... fuuuuck.

They have twice as much income as us so I guess a £50 million signing for us equals a £100 million for them. Plus they were tight last summer and made a small transfer profit so presumably have some headway. They've also sold about £55 million's worth this summer already as well.

Offer 5% sell on of profits, arrange friendly, £150 million buyback clause, bonus on winning the champions league

Wait till you see the one where Bunce ambushes him with a claw hammer to build his resilience.

But do we go with a silent 'H'?

I demand all the songs. It worked for Elanga.

This cunt cucked us for Liverpool yet?

How the well-drained bollocks do you have a gif for that?

I believe it's 'an ejaculate of ballers'

Agree - I imagine they'll rotate for periods and play together for periods. They can both play off the shoulder or come deep/wide and be more of a playmaker. As a partnership one can come short and link while the other keeps the back line occupied. As both can do both roles it could be a pretty fluid, exciting partnership. Plus if one picks up a knock we'd still have a top striker to lead the line. And if, god forbid, Isak doesn't want to sign a new deal, we've got his replacement sorted and bedded in already when we sell him for a fortune.

Right I'm off to the shop to get some beers to celebrate interesting times. This had better be sorted by the time I get back.