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This guy's got a pulse and some dodgy German facial hair, sign him up! One decent season in the Bundesliga as well, he's a can't miss.

Big Willie's gonna give some fools a big dicking this year, mark my words. He may be a giant bottle of Capri Sun in human form but he's big, fast, makes runs behind, can beat a man and twat it off either foot. He's this year's Lewis Hall. And if he's not... well then we're rather fucked so I'm choosing to believe in Big Willie.

How about Wissa and JSL and loan him to Brentford and Wolves for half a season each. As he hasn't played a minute for us think he can play for both of them.

Either way the thread title should read "Player would like move..."

He's absolute quality. Injury record is the only reason to consider selling.

Imagine if Isak's been trying to force a move just so that when he gets banned it costs Liverpool instead of us...

Yeah, just smashed up my Boston LP off the back of that.

Wonder if they'd take 20 million for him

My keyboard doens't have a noncy 'ø' symbol so I'm against this transfer. Can't be arsed with all the inevitable copying and pasting.

Appaling from fjorthoft trying to engineeer a move to one for his guys to the big seven. What a cunt. Other teams exist too.

Fucking love Bruno.

According to Transfermarkt the longest injury of this magnificent stallion's career is only 17 days. Fingers crossed.

Socks with holes in are legit you small-calved legday-skipper.

Are you serious? We just battered the champions with 10 men, a game after going away to Villa and outplaying them. A brief look at your posting shows that you basically just post negatives about everyone and everything, but c'mon. Not in the Eddie thread right now.

Eddie has such bad luck vs Liverpool (except for that one game where we got what we deserved). Feels like we could have had 6 points against two good teams, instead we have one. That's football, but Eddie, the boys and the fans did themselves proud today.

There's plenty of similar stuff about him in this thread tbf.

South American passion vs ruthless Germanic efficiency. The old dividing line.

Thinking about it, anyone seen Arne Slot and Paul Mitchell in the same room ever?

I reckon on Monday someone better try and rip off Ekitike's head just to make sure it's not really Isak in disguise.

I imagine he'll at least want Ekitike to be a bit shit.

Ha, I ChatGPT'd a list of strikers we could sign and he was one I wanted purely because of his name. Though I do live my life with the maxim 'when in doubt, get a big, fucking German'

Here's what Chat GPT came up with. See if you can work out which is which:

Still seems like a fever dream we hired a literally demeted Joe Kinnear as our manager. Ashley man, fucking hell.

Yeah income disparity is obviously a massive problem in competitive balance, though we're also obviously still far richer than most. The general principle of PSR and clubs not massively exceeding their means isn't inherently bad, it obviously just doesn't work well when clubs have such vastly different means. In general though, at whatever level, if a club can get a good player at a good price they'd be silly to ignore it.

I'm just going to call them Respectful FC from now on.