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Yeah I couldn't work out how to get rid of his picture, sorry about that!

We got one recently!

You don't accept the fisrt bid. And you almost certainly don't acept the second, even if close. Little bit more haggly haggly, tiny bit more upfront, perhaps slightly higher extras for finishing in europe. Feels like we're close and this is going to get done soon, but it's a big deal and obviously they want as much as possible.

I can't help but feel we're missing a trick by not publicly complaining that they haven't accepted our offer.

Anyway, the moral of the story is get Callum some doughnuts.

Sure I heard Mike Carlson tell a similar one about a baseball player who didn't like the gym and said "you can't pull muscles you don't have". Can't find who for sure, this article https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1996/09/19/specialist-sought-for-ysebaert/ quotes Phil Esposito saying it (though he also says the 'you can't pull fat' line so maybe repeating a quote he heard).

I'd say Dan Burn's been a big hit & doesn't need the for the price qualification IMO.

One look at that guy's twitter and you can see he just tweets anything.

Kelly at LCB as well - seen Bournmouth fans say left CB in a three would be his perfect position.

Just don't look at his aerial duels lost and % of aerial's duels won stats!

This. This is the issue of the day. Downie has no credibility if he didn't.

They've got 52 followers. Totes legit.

Downie's just flexing that Eddie knows his name.

Palace finished the season: Liverpool 0 - Palace 1 Palace 5 - WHam 2 Palace 2 - NUFC 0 Fulham 1 - Palace 1 Palace 4 - Man U 0 Wolves 1 - Palace 3 Palace 5 - Villa 0 They made a few good sides look mediocre end of the year. Also the word 'palace' is looking really weird to me now.

Just play him RW, Beckham style. No dribbling, all elite passy passy. Plus he can fill in at rb when tino goes a-wanderin'.

Got me a divining rod!

I'm pretty sure that maybe we could sign Guehi, or possibly there's a chance we might not. Either way that's probably good enough for me.

Could I ask that the currency is quoted in these figures? Lots of the figures there seem to be in Euros (Eg transfermarkt gives the Lewis Hall figure as being 33million euros, Minteh and Anderson sales are in Euros as well) but some of the PSR figures, wage estmates, Guehi transfer estimate etc seems to be in £s. Probably easier to keep everything to one currency.

I presume it means: 1. Chelsea have to be informed of any accepted bid for the player so they can't be blindsided 2. If team A accepts a bid for a player and then Chelsea bid the same amount, Team A can't go, 'nah we'd rather sell to them but if you offer a bit more we'll accept.'

This is getting old now though. Yo, Will1892, can you get your contact Shadow Puppets to get his mates at the club to hurry the fuck up with this deal? I'm hoping to still have plenty of time this transfer window to focus my undivided attention on being annoyed at the lack of a new RW. Ta.

Love it. He wanted to play for Portsmouth again & got his wish. May he demolish many corner flags

Try https://unrollnow.com/ For that Kev Lawson thread here's the link (I don't have a twitter account either so should work for you): https://unrollnow.com/status/1820786528273957200 Edit: I have no idea if the site is run by the Russian mafia or North Korea btw, I've just found it, but it has an https connection and doesn't require a signup so I'm guessing it's ok

May I interest you in an Isaac Hayden?

This cunt signed and produced a statistically underwhelming aerial performance yet?