KennyUtd

That little girl thinking "I was promised Trent Alexander-Arnold for fuck sake"

Come on mate, you're better than that. It's the vertically challenged or ceiling dodgers if you prefer.

Fkn hockney??? Cockney obviously. 🫣

Sorry to tell you mate but you're a hockney...😆

Multimillionaires Ant & Dec only mention Sunderland on I'm a Celebrity to make them feel better about themselves🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I might have said this before but it doesn't matter what the topic of conversation is on RTG, by about comment no 4 it's the fkn Mags fault. A thread about Dalton Park and the difficulty leaving with all the traffic on the A19. "aye, but it's better than spending ya money in Newcastle" What??? A Sunderland drinking thread recently "I'd never drink in Newcastle, love Ouseburn like" Would that be Ouseburn in Byker...in Newcastle. Thick as fuck.

The bloke they despised only weeks ago needs to come back and take them to the next level apparently. Most mental fan base award goes to... 😆😂🤣😅

If anyone needs a lift, crack open a beer and head over to the RTG message board. It's a beautiful thing. 😆

Agreed with everything here and then you had to end it with "grown ass man" 😬🤢😆

The lad never wanted to be here from the off. Throw in his year not playing football, I think he just wants this all to end and go back home. Really don't think we'll ever see the Tonali that plays well for his country. Shame for us but cutting our losses might not be the worst thing.

How, for the love of God, can you play football all week, for most of your life, and still be unable to kick a fkn ball properly? Step up Nick Pope. It needs examining by experts.

Newcastle United, ruining weekends since time immemorial. Fkn dog shit that and it's only getting worse.

How/why is Almiron still on this pitch. An absolute waste of a shirt. Surely Willock or even Murphy offers loads more.

Absolutely woeful this. We are all over the place. I understand they are a better 11 than us but the difference in attitude and nous is very worrying. What the fuck was said at half-time?

We can win this mind. There fkn garbage at the back. If we can just be a little less garbage we could do these. Oh and Alan Smith is as annoying an arsehole as you're ever likely to hear.

Groin strain, 4-8 weeks if it's a mild one. Fuck sake........

I predicted 0-2 earlier. No Gordon you say. 3-0 Chelsea. 😳

I'm going to be positive and say that we really should have taken all the points from our last 2 games so today will be 0-2. HTL.

Maybe 0 goals in over 400 minutes of open play is what should frighten the most.

I think Chelsea will hump us unfortunately. We'll be out of 1 cup and down to about 11th in a couple of weeks. And I'm generally the optimistic sort.

They'll be screaming at the kids leaving that shite hole. Blood on ya hands, ruining the game, buying the league. 😄😃😆 Wish I'd gone now.

Hahahaha

The fewm on the thread for today's ladies game is crackers. Already on about open top bus parades, Look North fawning over us and an open page spread in The Chronicle. They really can't handle any disappointment. Unusual considering they should be well used to it by now.

In a post about flights from Newcastle Airport it only took 12 posts before it was about us. I mean, the fkn irony saying we needn't worry about flights to Europe. Thicker than a whale omelette, each 1 of them

Please, 15 minutes injury time and 3-2 City.