Fak

He's had no pre-season has he?

Needs banned from twitter if he's posted that.

Off to the beach with the dog for a walk in the lovely sunset this evening.

That tweet isn't much of an update is it? We've been ready to finalise Wissa (and Sesko, and Pedro, and Elanga, and Trafford) for weeks.

Kick his head in anyway

@James @Joelinton7 Go get the thread started, boys.

Howay man, making these threads is the only mildly assuming thing going on this transfer window. Not worthy of a ban at all. (If the suggestions were serious)

He's 26!?!!!?

Just watched a YT compilation of him. Without ever watching him I just assumed he was a big brute of a CF that bulldozed his way past players. He actually has a lovely touch and very nice footwork that chips in with plenty of assists. Based off that 5 min YT clip, I'm all in.

Surely you consider making a move AFTER sniffing about? For example, I don't think @bobbydazzla would consider making a move for any lady in Dontino’s Nitespot until he's had a good sniff of her? I may be wrong.

I like how he had to clarify there's no guarentee that it will happen. Like we need reminding there's no guarentees after the windo we've had.

Crook by name crook by nature, Kenny my fair lady.

Strange how every journo knows our transfer targets, knows exactly what went on with Mitchell and the club behind closed doors, knows what we're planning with the training ground and new stadium etc., but absolutely nobody knew for an entire year that Isak was unhappy here.

Big magnificent beast.

Ornstein not having a clue whats going on and going with the flow part #2, from 1 month ago: https://www.themag.co.uk/2025/06/newcastle-united-have-no-intention-of-selling-alexander-isak-whatsoever-david-ornstein/ But isn't Ornstein one of those now reporting (despite what he's said above) he's known Isak has been unhappy for a year....?

Will see what it looks like on Tindall first before deciding whether to take the plunge or not.

And there was no riot when he left.

Who said that?

Without any signings I think we'll be begging him to play for us again

You saying we overpaid for Tonali bro?

@The College Dropout called this the other month when he said NUFC wasn't PIFs number 1 priority. TCD knows ball.

Be surprised if any player signs for Milan now as they don't want to sell anyone.