Fak

Canny cringe comment that.

Totally meh about it all.

Did he sign Le Fee and flog him to Sunderland 5 months later?

Messi freekick. Lovely that.

That Busquets turn for the equaliser was magnifique.

Roger that. I've just been waiting for it to time out.

Those shorts are a thing of beauty. Would love a pair for 5aside.

Really rubbing me up the wrong way that UPGRADE TO PREMIUM advertisement DAZN repeatedly stick on the screen.

What about autofellatio?

"Mags haven’t the brain capacity to drive so im going for zero."

Does seem to have a whiff of DHGate about it. The Sela material being the giveaway. The adidas trefoil logo above the XL size seems to be too low down.

Would have preferred a roundneck collar but I'm all in on that.

I'm not saying they'll stay up, just saying I fancy them to get a result against West Ham.

Fancy them to do West Ham tbh.

Nico Williams > Barca.

Shut up man you whopper.

She has left him I forgot about that.

Think Adidas are getting a bad rep here. All three kits last season were spot on, even if every one of them were a nod to previous kits. The new home shirt is lovely, nice to see them design something new. The training stuff is really smart as well. That green Saudi kit is honking, mind. Not necessarily because of the colour, just find it very bland with only two colours.

I'm aware of that but I thought the top tier clubs (Man Utd, Newcastle, Juventus, Real etc.) had a set of templates that were different to the non-top tier clubs.

For a club with the supposedly "top tier" design of kits from Adidas, why have we got the same copy and paste, exceptionally bland template as Leeds?

Clarence Seedorf has shoulder length dreadlocks again. If anyone is interested.

Not sure if Lewis is unlucky or not. One angle it looks like he can't do anything about it. The other looks like he might have meant it.

He's talking to him on his level.

Cherki has done well to find a haircut worse than Cole Palmers.