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How long until everyone absolutely cannot stand Wrexham? (If they don't already)

Go on Ian Wright Wright Wright. He's rejected Aluko's apology.

Not the best sales pitch.

Amen. Id be amazed if he's never tied a dog to a radiator.

Reckon Raphina has a chance for the Ballon d'Or?

He's absolutely rotten him and gives me the creeps.

Think we'll piss this one. They're crap.

Looks like Ross Barkley has had a few pints of custard before putting a Villa shirt on.

Hopefully that's Villa's season fizzling out into nothing.

The absolute state of Palace's pathetic handful of Ultras. Balaclavas.

Would play him CM if Joelinton is still injured. Same build, physique and ability on the ball.

His best cameo yet and his two goals for us have been corkers. He'll be a lot better next season when he calms down a bit and doesn't get as excited as much.

Get 5 or 6.

Was a penalty. Was a dive by Johnson. Was a goal by Bruno.

He's definitely worth signing but not at what we were willing to pay last summer.

Andy Walker saying Johnson WAS fouled by Burn and that ISNT a penalty on Murphy.

Oof. Massive goal in the championship at both ends. Luton 90th minute winner vs Coventry

Give it a few weeks until we send them packing at SJP wor kid.

Chelsea aren't finishing top five mind. Garbage.

In an ideal world we might. But this PSR nonsense means it's far from ideal.

Probably the order you posted. We don't have left footed winger. If Schar or Burn get crocked next season we'll have Botman back. Keeper priority may move up should we sell Dubravka.

DCL isn't mediocre.

for clarity here, I don't think anyone is "excited" about the prospect of signing DCL. I think we're very much aware there's a vacancy to be filled (replacing Wilson) and we can do that on a free transfer. And by signing him on a free it allows to us actually go out and sign the more expensive players in positions that are more pressing like RW, CB and GK. it's a free transfer, it's low risk. And as the Lloyd Kelly freebie has shown; someone might come in after a few games and offer us silly money for him. I think it's your comment about us aspiring for mediocrity because we're potentially signing a backup for nowt that's rubbed people up the wrong way. Did you think Villa were aspiring for mediocrity when they signed 30 year old Ross Barkley from a relegated Luton side just after they had qualified for the CL?

"Signed for nowt, chipped in with a few goals. A less expensive Chris Wood if you like and never gave us two relegations like Coloccini."

I never said you were?