Fak

Looks like what Jack Colback would have looked like had he never been starved nutrients in the womb.

Well one can only assume you've had an absolute stinker of a day?

His experience will be perfect for Jaouen and Yohana

Jaouen Trippier Thiaw Botman Hall Tonali Bruno Ramsey Yohana Woltemade Elanga Osula

Black smoke rising from SJP until we've made a decision.

2 but I'm more than happy to squeeze a load of other lads in.

Well come and join me outside SJP next week. Bring a flask of hot tea and soup. You can sleep in my tent with me.

Think there's only me, you and @PauloGeordio who are digging this shirt. Im going to camp out overnight for it. Youre all free to join me.

Salt and pepper hair + dad bod. Lasses love it So they say

Ross Wilson was gonna make £15m but 20 is alright.

Hoo. 36 years old and a full, thick head of hair. However, it is going grey at a frightening rate.

Wtf?

Offer them 20m and 5m more if they need it.

Can you not just take it to the club shop and ask them to print iiiiiiiii 111111 As name and number to hide the white square?

So close to being our first ever Nigerian born winger to be signed from AIK as well.

Farfalle fondler

It's the wrong shade of blue (would have been best using the 2003-05 colour blue)

Im buying two

Spaghetti spunker

Newcastle must sell Elliott Anderson to avoid 1 charge against them. Man City must sign Elliott Anderson despite 115 charges against them.

Goodness me

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to Zadok Yohanna By now, Zadok Yohanna should've somehow realised what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Zadok Yohanna now And backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in Zadok Yohannas heart is out I'm sure Zadok Yohanna heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Zadok Yohanna now And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to Zadok Yohanna But I don't know how Because maybe Zadok Yohannas gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my Zadok Yohanna

£40m pure profit on an academy player. That means it gives Arteta £460m to spend on five more centre backs.

Was it blocked? I thought Wilson/NUFC said we'd go for him in the summer but then Vaso de Gama got a bid from Bournemouth in the January.