Fak

Probably. They were regularly touting Kane to Man Utd.

He’s going nowhere and he’s getting a new deal here. No release clause either.

Bastard. Knew he would.

Carragher wondering if TAA is going to Madrid to "boost his brand". Why can't they just get over the fact there's a way more glamarous and successful club than them?

I’d let you stop at mine.

Dunfermline have signed Victor Wanyama.

Just wish he'd wear an all black suit and be our Simeone.

I see Argentina tanked Brazil in their anniversary kit. And what a kit it is.

Ah, had no idea.

I don’t get it?

Couldn’t even sign Gordon from us 7 months ago when we were scraping about from behind the sofa for spare PSR change.

Probably why we got along so well. Similar.

Too long?

Fell out with Conte towards the end of the summer window. He's only on loan at Gala so will likely get punted this summer.

I think it's just hinting that if they let a player of Salah's calibre go then there'll be a huge demand from everyone at the club to plug the gap with another world class player.

Piece in The Athletic about potential targets for Liverpool's number 9 next season:

Ergh.

Aye cracking effort. Might give it a go myself with the yellow Greenalls shirt with the green collar.

Maybe you shouldn’t post when you’ve been drinking.

Can’t knock that at all. Must have only paid buttons for the Umbro logo?

she lost her fingers as well so she can’t do braille.

Germany’s anniversary shirt.