Fak

So a coach from the hotel then.

I’ll be at Pablo123s with his cat.

Don’t be nervous. If you’re nervous your anal sphincter will sense the panic and it won’t be able to cleanly crimp off the end of your shit. Take control of the situation, avoid caffeine until after you’ve dropped off your load to ensure a clean, smooth delivery that requires almost minimal wiping.

Totally agree but in this instance she just asked if I wanted to go ahead of her as she had a full trolley and I only had milk and bread.

In this instance it means having his pants pulled down.

When you pull someone’s pants down for a laugh.

I’m up in court next week for headbutting an old lady in the queue at Asda.

You do you Rod and don’t let anyone stop you. Win or lose I hope you have a belting time and cherish being alive, present and healthy. May the beers and Scouse tears flow this time tomorrow.

Why would someone getting a ticking off for being kegged?

@Rod what we reckon tomorrow then and more importantly what’s your choice of poison for when Bruno lifts the cup?

Joelinton & Isaks house it seems.

Can’t say I blame him. I’m fond of being stroked and I too have honking breath.

Crystal clear. If it needs a hand drop me a PM.

Excuse me?

Could there be a worst possible weekend of football if you’re a Sunderland fan? Being spanked off Coventry and then watching Bruno lift the cup the next day. Grim.

Didn’t Metro Radio use this as our cup final song? Remember an audio version being played on the radio at the time with Mick Lowes’ commentary over the top of it of Shearer etc. scoring goals in our run up to the final.

Ssssh I know man I’m just baiting. Delete ya post and see if he bites still

Everton won the FA Cup twice in the 90s too

Villa won the league cup twice in the 90s?

Villa under Big Racist Ron?

If it’s Pope you could just get P on the left cheek and PE on the right to save a few quid. Tattoo will look class when you bend over.

Think he lost it (not sure if temporarily or permanently) when he was allegedly trying to move to Monaco in January.