Fak

Sutton did an excellent article on Joelintons performance in the Mail on Monday.

Get in man. Cantona wanted nowt to do with Butt either.

Definitely make it a poll.

Aye it wasn’t Ando and I was gutted. Steve Watsons done a few as well.

And they probably did ora… Forget it.

Batty would do Joelinton imo.

It’s my birthday on the 29th if you fancy a pint with me instead? Town Moor will be rammed.

Who was co-commentator with Razor on BBC Newcastle?

Bimpy can’t just go around assuming posters’ genders. Ban.

As if people are calling for a ban ffs. He’s entitled to his opinion - as batshit mental as it may be - then he’s fully entitled to call it as he sees it.

Don't get me wrong there's nothing sweeter than comfortably outplaying those Scouse bastards at Wembley, but there is a tiny, tiny little bit of me that just wishes they had something to cry victim about. I hate them.

It was 99.76% a tongue in cheek post fyi.

Only downside for me is that we won it very, very comfortably. I don't want to be picky but I really wish we could have had one massively controversial decision go our way just to get them lot absolutely outright seething and crying for injustice and making petitions to ban the ref from officiating them ever again. That's all I ask, nothing much.

Him and Trippier. Why do they mug us off for weeks with sub-par performances - making me asbolsutely convinced they're both finished - only for them to go and pull out performances like that on Sunday and make me fall in love with them all over again? New 5 year contracts for both, please.

Same it’s my birthday.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/clydxyv94k8o

he did this against Bournemouth’s keeper too earlier in the season. A proper bastard’s bastard.

They look sorry without Jackson. Ooooh.

The only place he could have went for would be near post and Kelleher is too good a keeper to get done there. Passing was the right option imo. If he had shot and missed everyone would have been saying he should have squared it. Cracking performance from him anyway.

He probably wouldn’t have done the latter part of this post tbf but I feel better when I make stuff up about him.

Aye nailed on Klopp would have been sprinting down the touchline roaring in the fourth officials face for not giving a penalty for the trippier handball. And then he’d have spent his full time presser making up nonsense how Liverpool can’t compete financially with Newcastle and how it’s all an unfair advantage.

That moment when the whistle goes and players are dropping to their knees and others are sprinting away celebrating, and the camera just cuts to Howe calmly and politely shaking hands with Slot. Top class all round.

The added “ooooohhhhhh” from Neville from both goals adds that little bit extra for moi.

Must be an absolute ball ache to have to do all those media interviews at full time when all he wants to do is just get back in the changers and get on the session.