Fak

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/clydxyv94k8o

he did this against Bournemouth’s keeper too earlier in the season. A proper bastard’s bastard.

They look sorry without Jackson. Ooooh.

The only place he could have went for would be near post and Kelleher is too good a keeper to get done there. Passing was the right option imo. If he had shot and missed everyone would have been saying he should have squared it. Cracking performance from him anyway.

He probably wouldn’t have done the latter part of this post tbf but I feel better when I make stuff up about him.

Aye nailed on Klopp would have been sprinting down the touchline roaring in the fourth officials face for not giving a penalty for the trippier handball. And then he’d have spent his full time presser making up nonsense how Liverpool can’t compete financially with Newcastle and how it’s all an unfair advantage.

That moment when the whistle goes and players are dropping to their knees and others are sprinting away celebrating, and the camera just cuts to Howe calmly and politely shaking hands with Slot. Top class all round.

The added “ooooohhhhhh” from Neville from both goals adds that little bit extra for moi.

Must be an absolute ball ache to have to do all those media interviews at full time when all he wants to do is just get back in the changers and get on the session.

I’m surprisingly fresh. I’m off to the gym before a potential delayed hangover kicks in.

I imagine we’re favourites to win it already and I’ve no idea who else will be in it yet.

Qualified for the Conference League.

Well it’s better off in our pocket than Liverpool’s.

What does that cup win add to our coffers? If anything. I suspect next to nowt.

Only themselves to blame for being absolutely dogshit.

Might go to the next one.

Dan Ashworth in the Newcastle end too.

Arselicker.

Why was Isak in Tinos pocket?

I shouldn’t have said anything. This is going to get very silly

I’m starting to regret offering to lick out Pablos cats bottom now.

No I’m using it’s arsehole as poppers.

I’m not stopping until I need to get my stomach pumped.

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4-2!