Fak

Palace going for Pierre Sage from Lens.

You've done the right thing nailing your colours to the black and white mast.

Its only because im melted into the sofa waiting for my lass to get out the shower.

Oh Champion. Here's David Ornstein to give his analysis at FT. Everyone's been waiting for this.

Are you based in the smoke big man?

Hes done it before.

Snappy Gilmore

It is a man's game.

That second pic looks like Kimbo Slice

Hahahahahaha Gabriel couldn't happen to the biggest wanker.

Please go and win it PSG and let's get Keowns tears on TV

Is that a Beckham and Jack Whitehall watchalong? Disgusting

Keown is an arsehole.

This is utter wank.

And different ability to attract different calibre of managers.

Absolutely love Luis Enrique and what hes created at PSG. His team are an absolute breath of fresh air amongst the shower of shit that other teams serve up in football today. 3-0 please.

How do you know?

Mackem wanksplat

Pathetic.

What has True Geordie learnt from this? Not to leave his dildo lying around?

Not man enough...? @Pilko

I will

How the fuck has he managed to sign for Barcelona man hahahha