Fak

Hes done it before.

Snappy Gilmore

It is a man's game.

That second pic looks like Kimbo Slice

Hahahahahaha Gabriel couldn't happen to the biggest wanker.

Please go and win it PSG and let's get Keowns tears on TV

Is that a Beckham and Jack Whitehall watchalong? Disgusting

Keown is an arsehole.

This is utter wank.

And different ability to attract different calibre of managers.

Absolutely love Luis Enrique and what hes created at PSG. His team are an absolute breath of fresh air amongst the shower of shit that other teams serve up in football today. 3-0 please.

How do you know?

Mackem wanksplat

Pathetic.

What has True Geordie learnt from this? Not to leave his dildo lying around?

Not man enough...? @Pilko

I will

How the fuck has he managed to sign for Barcelona man hahahha

Getting paid to sit about in the sun at the Nou Camp? Sign me up brother.

I thought Livramento was mad enough without the gear.

He's definitely got a few sentences to say to the crowd in Spanish which he's been failing to say in practice for the last 3hrs.

Wonder why we shingled Roefs out?

Anthony Gordon doesn't do what Anthony Gordon does for Anthony Gordon. Anthony Gordon does what Anthony Gordon does because Anthony Gordon is.. Anthony Gordon.