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Mackem wanksplat

Pathetic.

What has True Geordie learnt from this? Not to leave his dildo lying around?

Not man enough...? @Pilko

I will

How the fuck has he managed to sign for Barcelona man hahahha

Getting paid to sit about in the sun at the Nou Camp? Sign me up brother.

I thought Livramento was mad enough without the gear.

He's definitely got a few sentences to say to the crowd in Spanish which he's been failing to say in practice for the last 3hrs.

Wonder why we shingled Roefs out?

Anthony Gordon doesn't do what Anthony Gordon does for Anthony Gordon. Anthony Gordon does what Anthony Gordon does because Anthony Gordon is.. Anthony Gordon.

About 6 clem of lard and butter behind Wissa is his biggest problem

Robbie Savage surely

There was a French one we were linked with in January whose name has been doing the rounds again in last few weeks. Can't remember his name. Edit: Dayann Methalie from Toulouse.

I also think Thiaw has been ran into the ground. 31 apps last season for Milan, 30 the season before and 24 the season before that. He comes straight into a more physical and faster league (plus CL) and hes made 53 apps this season. Probably takes some adjusting to get used to. I don't think hes perfect but I do think hes played too much and has had little protection in front of him as well.

Kiiiiimonnnaaaaa

Known as doing a Sebastian Giovinco

I dont think there's many elite out-and-out footballers out there at the moment. I think the way the game is going its more about being an elite athlete. Run and press. Run and press. Run and press.

We are the most efficient club – cogito ergo sum – we'll be fine

...........for a quicker exit out of NUFC?

Not unsual to smarten your appearance and go clean shaven and hide your tattoos when you want to impress any potential new employers. Slightly concerning.

Different show man Andy, different show

That training top is lovely.