Fak

Ah Wey. It’s Arsenal.

Need to see this still that Mike Dean is referring to about raking his studs down the back of the lads leg.

Speaking of Mike Dean, think he's been to Turkey to get those teeth nice and pearly white.

Mike Dean reckons there's a still where Skelly has put his studs down the back of the lads calf and he's been sent off for serious foul play.

"Another player Arsenals fans would love to sign and he's just shown why" as he compared his finish to Thierry Henry.

Bastard, knew he would.

It just rolls off the tongue.

Think so aye?

Ekoku is ex-Soton isnt he?

Just relax, fella.

He's not my cup of tea but any idea if he's fit to play this afternoon?

But he may have had smoked brats with ketchup, honey mustard, vinegar and topped with cheesy chips last night.

I dont have Twitter so no idea if this kid is a gobshite or not.

Isak got a poorly tummy?

@Harry 209 - looks like CFS do admit to it not being the authentic lettering, but they're quite cute with their wording as to whether the namesets are legit or third party. Example 1 here That's definitely the original nameset and numbers from the 90s (I know the players didnt play with the adidas logo on), they list the name and numbers as "Official adidas felt print" Same with the more modern, stuff like this Wilson one here. Again listed as "official" printing. But the third party namesets that aren't the originals are listed as, "original style".

Think I’m just going to send the shirt back and buy the remake top and use the Asprilla 11 nameset I got from footballicons.uk, if the best I can get is an authentic shirt with a third-party nameset then at least I’ll be doing it at a fraction of the price of what CFS are offering. Will still have the £150 gift voucher for CFS so will see if any decent non-NUFC related gear pops up in the future. Shame like, as I just assumed everything CFS sold was genuine. Didn’t realise they’d had a bit of a shoddy rep.

There is an idea of Newcastle-Online, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real N-O, only an entity, something illusory, and though the posters can hide their cold gaze and you can shake our hands and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: smoke stained Newcastle United collars from 1995 to 1997 are simply not there.

I just assumed CFS were buying them off sellers with the names already printed (and CFS making sloppy assumptions that the name sets were authentic .)

Thought that was for academy graduates only?

Cherish them.

I’ve been refreshing the website to see how much they’re listing it for but it’s not gone on sale yet! tbh you can get stain remover specifically designed for whites with a built in brush at the end of the tube and depending on how light your stain is I’d probably go with that to begin with?