Fak

It wasn't my arse it was yer ma's boat race

Don't see anyone on RTG laughing at us now.

Hoddle would definitely wear velcro slippers on the touchline with piss stained Spurs trackies.

Solano would have scored a volley better than Shearer's v. Everton imo had his effort away to Inter bounced in off the bar.

Well whoever they appoint needs to tank them red & white scruffs in his first game and then lose the remaining 6 games 0-5

Teletext?

Should be fine to bore everyone and just pass the ball sideways for 5 yards

Ive just made loud Chewbacca noises all 45 minutes and me and my lass haven't been able to hear either of them.

It's impossible not to think that Cannobio is infact Diego Forlan.

Don't think Pep would have signed Trafford if he thought he had reached his potential already. Think Donnaruma being available a few weeks later was too good not to miss. That being said I also agree Trafford would feel a tad underwhelming

He'd been at Villa before us iirc

If thats how he wants to enjoy his retirement and if it's what makes him happy then good luck to him.

Woy taken over at Bristol City until the end of the season.

That sounds like management speak to me and I know you hate that.

Didn't realise Bailey was that good at playing football.

He's Italian

Paves the way for Man City to replace with Rodri with all three of Anderson, Tonali and Bruno.

Sunderland aren't laughing at us now.

Garang Kuol mk 2

I was 6 when that happened. I was still supporting Arsenal then iirc

Ipswich put 5 past Sunderland in 2001/02 iirc. Because I remember being amazed at school when I heard the "5 past Sorensen" time joke for the very first time.