Fak

Brentford game hopefully.

Absolutely colossal today. The Trippier of old, dark arts and an assist. Looks like he was in tears when he ran onto the pitch at full time.

Nobody wants to have a drink with him he doesn’t even post on here anymore.

Ah man. I might go try and make my own Dan Burn tonight.

What’s everyone’s choice of poison?

Matt1892 has just called in TalkSport saying a more tactically astute manager would have won that 3 or 4-0.

Well I hope you enjoy your evening if you can. You absolute beauty x

The worlds happiest man must be the happiest he’s ever been right now.

RTG against Muslims.

A truly iconic moment, and surely helps us keep the likes of Isak. Incredible, utterly incredible. I hope you all enjoy your drinks this evening. To friends and family no longer here to cherish this moment, here’s to them. X

Inter vs. Atalanta in 45 mins bud. The main event.

Shelvey, Karius, Hamann, Wijnaldum, Barry Venison.

Bellamy. McDermott.

So a coach from the hotel then.

I’ll be at Pablo123s with his cat.

Don’t be nervous. If you’re nervous your anal sphincter will sense the panic and it won’t be able to cleanly crimp off the end of your shit. Take control of the situation, avoid caffeine until after you’ve dropped off your load to ensure a clean, smooth delivery that requires almost minimal wiping.

Totally agree but in this instance she just asked if I wanted to go ahead of her as she had a full trolley and I only had milk and bread.

In this instance it means having his pants pulled down.

When you pull someone’s pants down for a laugh.

I’m up in court next week for headbutting an old lady in the queue at Asda.

You do you Rod and don’t let anyone stop you. Win or lose I hope you have a belting time and cherish being alive, present and healthy. May the beers and Scouse tears flow this time tomorrow.

Why would someone getting a ticking off for being kegged?

@Rod what we reckon tomorrow then and more importantly what’s your choice of poison for when Bruno lifts the cup?