Fak

Well it’s better off in our pocket than Liverpool’s.

What does that cup win add to our coffers? If anything. I suspect next to nowt.

Only themselves to blame for being absolutely dogshit.

Might go to the next one.

Dan Ashworth in the Newcastle end too.

Arselicker.

Why was Isak in Tinos pocket?

I shouldn’t have said anything. This is going to get very silly

I’m starting to regret offering to lick out Pablos cats bottom now.

No I’m using it’s arsehole as poppers.

I’m not stopping until I need to get my stomach pumped.

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4-2!

Who’s getting fucked up?

Aye but we’re next level at it.

“Ahoy Isak, me hearties!”

Brazzers facial.

Looks like Targett is cracking one out.

Wasn’t fucking about today. Punched away every cross and called into action with a great save over the bar. His long hoofs away did the job.

Boh. Wouldn’t mind seeing that presser if it ever gets uploaded or replayed anywhere.

where’s this?

What he say?

GET THE FUCKING DRINKS IN ROD LAD!!

Fat fuck of a Sunderland fan behind me at work was licking his lips when Gordon, Botman and Hall were ruled out. “the mags down to the bare bones they’ll get a hiding on Sunday” he was telling his mate. Might cancel my day off so I can drive in just to lift up his shirt and slap him as hard as I can across his big fat gut.