Fak

Classic get out of jail card when you've backed yourself into a corner

Name names?

Inside info?

You said "a lot of clubs in a worse position than us". You've named one club. Not sure Villa are in a worse position than us anyway? There's no doubting we've underperformed

Sunderland haven't played the most games in the top 5 European leagues. Which clubs who have played almost the same amount of games as us including European games, are performing better?

We should appoint a manager that never loses.

Botman going off was massive. Whether or not thay would have made a dot of difference given our second half performance I very much doubt it.

You must have been hammering the caffeine

Fair. I'm pretty sure this ain't a nailed on victory like those odds suggest.

How football should be

How long have you been watching us for?

What do the bookies know that we don't? 11/20 for us to win on bet365

Gordon needs to get at him

Ramsdale Tripper Thiaw Burn Livramento Ramsay Joelinton Hall Woltemade Murphy Gordon Barnes

Don't be posting this shit on PauloGeordios birthday man.

Happy birthday to the happiest man in the world.

Can we add pundits and managers dressing like they've spent their afternoons in Zara and M&S and topping off their outfits with a pair of box-fresh white trainers to @bobbydazzla's ever growing list of things thats wanky with modern fussball?

Keith Andrews really does have a cracking head of hair but he's totally wasting it. He'll regret it one day.

Ginger pubes (Will Still)

Southampton have turned it right round after sacking wotsit cock

And please upload them