Fak

Got to have some roast potatoes to go with the meat.

"I know its a question many fans will want to know, when will you be back at St. James' Park?"

NUFC.com saying he's told fans (presumably out in Saudi) he's in line to play v. West Ham: Team: Sven Botman and Jamaal Lascelles remain out, with Emil Krafth joining them on the sick list. The availability of Kieran Trippier is tbc, but Callum Wilson has told fans that he's in line to play his first game of the season against West Ham.

Neither penalties were soft like.

Next time you see me just give me a nudge and say hello

So what’s a goblin then?

Whatever, lads. I'm off out with Will & Toby to watch it with a few jars of IPA and then we're going to burn £50 notes in front of the homeless.

Ah. The spirit of Christmas. A tenner in to the Gateshead game.

Definitely not the right thread for this but ignoring Englands hammering off the South Africans in a couple of hours time, France vs. New Zealand in the Autumns Nations should be a belter.

This?

Even the keeper kit is nice.

Romas

Kazenga LuaLua signed for Hartlepool.

Does he do repairs? Got a massively ruined 95/96 original that did have Asprilla on the back and a brown ale badge on the front. No longer does thanks to the tumble dryer

From the Fail Daily mind: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14084953/Roman-Kemp-Gary-Lineker-Match-Day.html

BBC apparently in talks with Roman Kemp for a role on MOTD next season.

Are they not referring to the alleged comments he’s made about Liverpool not winning the league/Robertson being a prick/Everton being a shithole to ref at that he apparently told his mates in a WhatsApp chat?

I bet there’s a load of refs bricking it who haven’t been exposed yet.

1-0 Watkins after 6 mins. Dixon been championing for Kane to be starting non-stop since kick off.

The audio of the England player singing the national anthem. Watkins and Pickford in particular

The only Puma kit that should be remade (if any) would be the 2010/11 one in our first season back: Sunderland 5-1, Villa 6-0, Arsenal 4-4, Ben Arfa at Everton. The following season when we bagged 5th was obviously more memorable but the shirt was shocking. Everything Puma knocked up after that was either tat and worn during a thoroughly miserable era.

You dont have to buy it

Well thats thoroughly depressing