Ideally Brian Blessed. He may be pushing 90 but hopefully still has that booming voice of his to bellow out some quality sound bites when Isak bags the winner.
What match is everyone watching tonight?
Real Madrid v AC Milan looks the most glamorous but will probably be hugely underwhelming.
Lisbon could cause an upset maybe with Man City's injury problems.
Liverpool v Leverkausen could be the best of the lot?
Or Plymouth v Portsmouth.
Inter v Venezia tonight is a bit meh but next weekend looks canny.
Brighton vs. Man City 5.30 Saturday
Liverpool vs. Villa 8.00 Saturday
Forest vs. Newcastle 2.00 Sunday
Chelsea vs. Arsenal 4.30 Sunday
Inter vs. Napoli 7.45 Sunday