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You wha?

They won the summer transfer window 2025 and we were told they'd dominate English football for years to come

Had me buckled that man. So many questions for 2wheeler about how it's possible to get into that state after only a few days.

I can sense it. Smell it in the air. But that could be the bell whiff.

I'm certain Newcastle will make sure it ends on a low.

Hahaha why's two lads squaring up to each other as that's pinging off the bar

That was West Ham on a 6 or a 7. I was worried they still had it.

HMS Tyne it looks like.

"Starts to ferment in the foreskin"

hahahahaha

All good stuff man. Think this was the first game I was trusted to go to on my own/with a pal.

He was raging at Harper trying to play out from the back.

Might have to DHGate that bad boy.

Nice those opening shots of SJP in the rain.

Chelsea are helped that they can sell very talented academy players for profit. (EDIT: amongst other things)

Looks like The Butcher is onto something

I think he rolled it at home to Fulham (1-0, I**k winner) and was back 6 days later v. Palace away.

Showed you it on TNT but couldn't make out what happened as it was the 6 yard box was so crowded. Assume he just rolled the ankle.

Feel like he keeps looking towards the bench to see if he's allowed the armband

Thought it was odd loads of players had been knocking on my front door and asking if they could come in lately.

Buffon, Thuram, Nedved, Del Piero, Davids & Cameronesi all getting undone by Andy Griffin. EDIT: What a save at 2:57

Ozil would deliberately bounce it into the ground

Assume they all piled in on Qwerty after he posted that?