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Woltemade is clearly a very talented footballer. It'll work out.

He bagged a double at home to Stoke in a 3-0 win, but I remember his assist for Cisse's goal being threaded through the eye of the needle and inch perfect.

Don't agree but great to have some optimism regardless.

Is shooting from corners now a thing? Enzo Fernandez just tried it straight into the side netting. Shite.

Ashley feared his methods because he didn't understand his methods.

Do I want to see Rosenior make a good account for himself tonight? Or would I prefer to see Chelsea turned over? But for Chelsea to get turned over then Arsenal have to win. And if Arsenal win then that cock Arteta becomes somehow even more unbearable. It's a real pickle.

What was the secret?

1-3. Barnes, Wissa, Barnes.

How on earth is Chicharito the same age as Diego Costa? How on earth is Ighalo younger than Chicharito? It feels like Chicarito has been in his early 20s for the last 15 years.

Aye I did but didn't see any of the training kits. The club shop's website has the t-shirt available in a S, mind..

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Couldn't see any mate, place was just stocked with literally hundreds of the kit.

Daft they've bulk purchased the actual away kit to try and sell for a hefty profit. The club shop had literally hundreds in stock last night before KO. Hope it bites them in the arse and costs them a few quid. Probably won't though.

It's healthy discussion man and a topic of interest. If you want to post it, post it. Don't bow down. I used to love going down the rabbit hole on your links.

Is Bernardo Silva just a plodder now? I don't know what he offers anymore apart from being a little rat.

There was a diagonal ball he brought down in his stride with a lovely first touch and switched it out wide. It went downhill quite rapidly after that.

It's been a while since you posted about those. Get back on it man.

Huh?

Smith Rowe £30m Nketiah £25m They're both academy players so goes down as pure profit. That's before you hoy in the 18m for Ramsdale, 30m for Balogun and 15m for Xhaka

40+ apps last season Few weeks rest and straight into U21s tournament Wins that, few weeks rest and straight back into a new season + CL football No doubt when he returns and he's playing well he'll be off to the WC as well. He's burnt out.

Online orders perhaps.

Just stick your spares on eBay for £180. Everyone else is buddy.

The Italian Football Podcast was the only one I stuck with but like most, the pair of them have disappeared up their own arses. Neither presenter likes English football (which is fine), but their hatred for it is starting to consume more and more of each episode.

Did you manage to get what you were after Charlie boi?

I'm sure 2 of those 3 clubs will be absolutely fine.