Fak

When did Mac Allister morph into such an odious little wanker?

Which one?

Joe Cole just said Harvey Barnes is a forward that plays out wide.

Fucking hell this is gonna make me barf the way Gerrard is going to cum live on air over Wirtz.

Three ex-Liverpool players as pundits. Sound la.

Now to slap these daft scousers about.

Joao Pedro pushing Traore in the back and then backing off when Traore came to retaliate.

Traore.

Downes with an absolute #SCREAMER for Southampton there.

That jacket is the boy like.

Liverpool lacking numbers in defence, poor league form and questions being asked about their manager and summer transfer window. Roll up Newcastle to rock up and turn over and get their tummy tickled. 2-0 Liverpool.

Their Glass Centre is under threat of being demolished.

How football should be

As would Curtis Jones going to Inter. Be a cracking signing that.

Bristol City 0-3 Derby 44 minutes gone. The first half described as, "absolutely Ramtastic" by Andy Hinchcliffe.

You'll look ideal in it with your stone island cargo pants and Balenciaga Triple S.2s

May as well have just signed a pig from a farmer instead of Fullkrug. Both do the same job.

Wtf?!

Wolves trying to replace JSL with Che Adams.

Ashley Cole never wore 7 for England!

That 96 shirt with that jacket is a lethal combo.

Think it's a combination of what KI posted/saw in person back in November + what Footy headlines leaked.

Honestly think it's going to be an absolute banger.