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Mark Douglas saying he’s “running the rule” over Diangana.

Why’s Jack Branning managing Accrington Stanley?

Did Matterface’s balls just drop live on air?

Harsh.

wormy by name worm by nature.

Don't take the bait. Wormy is deliberately being a plonker.

Aye agreed but would have been a fun watch.

Schar & Albert would have been a quality pairing.

I think it's more of a case of stay up, steady the ship and look again when someone better is available.

Dean Windass (only 55) diagnosed with dementia.

Don't think mid-to-long term its a game changer for Everton at all, but for Moyes himself it's a decent gig. He'll keep them up, probably have a little bit more to spend (I assume) with the new owners, and take them into the new stadium next year.

Moyes 2-year deal at Everton.

Threw a hissy fit apparently when Cooper put him on the bench.

Should have made him stump up some cash for it.

That answers that. I was only 6 when we signed him so wasnt sure if he may have made 1 sub appearance or something daft in it.

Asprilla never wore this shirt did he? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335758678124

If you sell a thousand Shearer shirts at £108, you've made.. a proift.

Loved that NTL one.

what’s he done or said now?

Sky asking Kinsky if this is the best night of his life.

Well as long as you’re happy that’s the main thing.