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Ornstein last night saying we're looking at him & Disasi from Chelsea as Guehi alternatives if we can't do a deal with Palace.

Having seen him play in this league I’d hope we were never to be linked with him again.

:)

Probably the first sensible thing you’ve said all day.

Well, you're not looking at the whole pie. Leicesters midfield is one big pie, and if they've let Steve Cooper in charge of that one big pie, then he’ll be in charge of the pie, and Oliver Skipp is the fruit.

Fair enough. They’ve been like that for a while though, and Gundogan surely knew that too when he signed? I thought there was something else going on as to why he’d want out.

Why does he want out of Barca already? Fabulous footballer mind.

What an utterly ridiculous article. Our bubble has burst apparently. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13755429/Newcastle-1-0-Southampton-Magpies-look-flat-host-Saints-Joelinton-cracker-Fabian-Schar-red-spark-season-opener-St-James-Park-life.html

Nothing spending £25m on Oliver Skipp won’t solve.

Twisting already. https://football-italia.net/conte-expected-better-napoli-osimhen-situation/

An appointment that will end in tears. Conte and de Laurentiis will have had at least one rumoured falling out by Christmas.

That Savinho just seems like a Mahrez clone.

That Chelsea shirt is shocking.

Leverkausen starting this season like the last with another late goal.

He did a lot of very good work off the ball today.

Imperious.

That retro like Ipswich shirt is lovely, spoilt by plastering Ed Sheerans album over the front of it.

Pope; Tino, Schar, Burn, Hall; Longstaff, Bruno, Joelinton; Murphy, Isak, Gordon?

Bloody hell, either that or they're bending the rules for Liverpool!

I think they can unless he actually plays for Valencia and Liverpool this season, meaning he can't play for a 3rd club in Bournemouth.

Hopkin Looking To Curl One

Alien: Romulus?

Body fascism.

If Jamaica are picking Steve McLaren ahead of you then that’s the sign to call it a day.