Gola

He's a horny fucker. Anyway, hope he stays for another year at least. Class act on the pitch.

Why did I waste my time watching his highlight video?

Sick of seeing his name.

You're all forgetting we have Fab to come in if he does get injured.

Yeah, if he signs then I'm happy, if he doesn't then I'm not bothered and he wasn't right for us anyway fuck him. But yeah, if he signs, sweet.

Lamptey on a free if trips leaves? Tino can cover Hall, Lamptey covers Tino

Really made me lol this

Think he's a young lad who isn't as mentally resilient as he likes to show (for obvious reasons). Reckon us trying to sell him - or him perceiving that - messed with his head and that's why he was shit early on. Then he got the love with the tifo and the contract and he went on a good run again. Then he fucked up and got sent off, everyone slagged him off and he went shit again.

After they've bought Ekitike and another goalkeeper.

And 600k a week.

Also, Krul looked like a frog for some reason. Especially in that green kit.

Would've preferred Krul too. Just because he played for us I guess, and had some amazing games (his debut and Spuds away). If we'd have signed Krul I'd have bought a goalie kit with Krul on the back. Maybe we could sign both? Ship the Greek and Dubz. Sign Trafford, Forster and Krul!

Hearing they were turned down by Delap so have gone in for Vardy.

I like Pedro a lot but he's always injured.

With Mbeumo, am sure if he does well for us we can ship him to Saudi for a ridiculous fee later on.

Still shitting. Can't help but think worst case scenario. But you're right. Remove the emotion and bias and looking at it, we're already qualified. We're a great side, and have something to play for. Everton are average, with injuries and jst wanna finish the season.

schar in midfield anyone?

Don't think he's been at it all season tbh, bar the arse cup games. I reckon that could be down to the fact that he'shardly had a break for about 2 and a half years though. Maybe after a decent break this summer his form will return.

FACT: Despite his name which sounds like 'gay he', he isn't actually gay. OPINION: Maybe that's why he wrote all over his armband.

I had it a bit ago and was off work for two weeks. Probably took me a month to feel normal again, but everyone is different.

On the stage, during the stage show, live as it's performed.

Let's just get one thing straight: the British Army has never launched an offensive against a six-year-old child.

How are the pies did you say?

Exploding head syndrome?

Love you Eddie