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I've just heard about this,hope he's ok. Nothing heart related or anything life threatening. Hopefully he's just feeling a bit run down. Get well soon Eddie, love and thoughts to his family.

I can only apologise for jinxing the match. I'm not the only one that's tempted fate though so don't just shoot me.

Anybody know what happened to the Chapel family? Did they lose a couple of members in an accident or something?

Legs catching up with father time too.

Tremendous result so far but KDB is going to a big loss to English football as he's fucking class. Good luck replacing him lol.

He's never made any indication that he'd be interested in playing for us so £uck him I say.

I'm not gay but I'd suck off every member of the board if we signed him. I wouldn't suck him off though,looks a bit chavvy. A cock wash once a week look that gives me the heebies.

My advice, stop with the what ifs and maybes and just take one game at a time. It's less stressful on the old ticker.

As I've said, I'm a Dunfermline fan too. Our club captain died in 1997 due to carbon monoxide poisoning (least said about where it took place as it's a delicate one). To this day, we still hear F*lkirk fans singing "Where's your Norrie gone". Try forgiving that, it's never gonna happen. A few years later one of their young players died due to electrocution, we didn't make 1 derogatory remark about that poor kid.

Poor Leicester fans, 9 defeats and not one solitary goal. Shame, as I quite like Leicester.

I though Scotland might have scraped into the top ten with celtic doing pretty good and Rangers qualifying automatically. Hearts let us down in a very average Conference league. F*ckin Edinburgh w*nktards.

Arsenal ain't beating Real so we might have to wait a wee bit longer.

We've got a great wee stadium that if full can fit in about 12500. Our pitch at the moment is a bloody muddy disgrace. It's pretty embarrassing and non conductive to playing a quick passing game so it get the ball,punt it upfront and hope for the best lol

In his defence, he's playing in a crap team. Imagine all the chances he'd get from front men. We could get 10 - 15 goals from him*. *or it could go spectacularly wrong.

We're more indigo mixed with purple

Potentially great impact sub that would cost nothing. The divorce gag is over my head.

It's meant too,it's a play on words but with a truth to it.

Leicester are going down,that's pretty much set in cement. How about a year long contract for Jamie Vardy? He's 38 but still capable. He'd be 3rd or 4th in the pecking order if we can pick up another quality striker as back up to Isak. Maybe a swap for Wilson who is getting really slow wheras Vardy is still pretty pacy.

City won't be relegated, one of their many lawyers will find some loophole or other. I've got two teams to worry about,I'm Scottish with English blood in me so I really love Newcastle, but I also really love Dunfermline who are in a totally different predicament. We're currently in the championship relegation play-off position, the team 3 points below us have over the past 6 weeks found some amazing form closing a ten point gap and we can't buy a goal for love nor money. We had 7500 fans at home on Saturday which was more than 4 spl crowds but we lost to the team 1 point below us. If we had won we'd now be 4 points ahead of that ugly playoff but now we could very easily finish bottom which is obviously instant relegation. It's still in our hands though,barely. There is a slight chance the team that beat us (Hamilton Academical) could be deducted 6 points but I'm not counting my chickens. 7500 might seem laughable to English teams but it's a huge amount for a Scottish Championship team. Our best striker is like Mr Glass from the Unbreakable Trilogy. To top it off,our most hated rivals who got promoted last season from league 2 are a few points away from back to back promotions. I'm trying my best to not think about Newcastle/Dunfermline until ten minutes before kick off. It's more stressful thinking about Dunfermline though as we should be in the SPL, not scrapping away at the bottom of the Championship trying to avoid the drop. Mone the Pars Mone the Toon Ps Thanks dad for bringing me up to be a Pars supporter.

Guns, knives, tools (hammer,wrench etc), baseball bat, rolling pin, meat fork, rock/brick, fists, poisonous snake, scissors, loads of other things, phone.

If you want to shoot me,please make it a clean head shot but maybe qualifying for the conference league is the best thing for us. Going by this year's teams we'd probably be favourites to win it. A nice European trophy the year after winning the League cup, then we can think about the Champions League. We could really struggle in next seasons Champions League with our lightweight squad. Wheras we'd waltz into the deeper stages of the Conference League as long as Howe takes it seriously.

Some footballers are decent musicians.

I keep thinking that Forest will drop out of the race but they just keep on going so it's probably going to go down to the wire.