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Saint Maxi is on the box. Cool. I'm watching on Fox soccer plus if anyone is struggling to find it.

You've got to feel sorry for the Southampton players and fans. How much risk reward is there from spying? Not a lot I'd guess, a couple of set piece routines at the most. Spy "I can report that the players were running about and practicing football". Well worth a potential 200 million quid and a 4 point deduction next season. All because of a guy behind a tree with his phone's camera. They've got a hard neck appealing considering they have admitted to spying on other teams throughout the season. They could have used a drone or remote controlled helicopter so they'd at least have deniability, or send someone who isn't involved with the club so can't be linked back to them. Whoever gave the spy the go ahead could very well be lynched or whacked by a psychopathic fan. Absolute madness.

That was a red card in the 1980's, never mind in this era. He could have easily broke a leg.

8 goals with zero Premier league experience, a team around him playing well below their best, limited game time and being shuffled into strange positions isn't too bad imo. Let's see how he does next season after the summer player shuffle.

Better than a Garry Glitter one.

Is Osula half of a germaphobe?

Chuffed to bits for Wolf and Willie but sad for the Hammers. Really wanted Spurs to go down.

I'd really enjoy seeing Spurs go down so I won't be shedding any tears if we lose.

Any slim chance of a European place have now slid into the gutter like a whisky tango unwanted fetus.

A valid point. Germany may be only a decent side but they have a warrior mentality that a far superior squad of English men 'sadly' don't have.

I honestly don't believe Germany will go deep. They'll no doubt get out of the group but they'll go out to the first half decent side they face. Worst German team in my lifetime. That being said, I'm only 3 years old 👶.

I'm with you, but bringing in a new manager and what looks to be a major squad turnaround would be even more difficult with it being a World Cup summer. It's not the right time to change manager, BUT the manager needs to change his approach to signings and tactics. If it's still crap towards Christmas then it's time for a change. He deserves a chance to turn it around but I'm skeptical that it will happen. He's too set in his ways. I'd keep Thiaw and Wolf but cut our losses on the rest. I can see them all being retained however with the most of the rumoured players being linked elsewhere being sold after the WC for maximum coin. Tonali won't be at the WC so who knows that'll happen with him, if he forces a move there ain't much we can do. I could imagine him putting up more of a stink than Israt if he wants away.

Willy would have at least hit the target with that. He might have hit it at the keeper but he wouldn't have blown it into row J.

Fucking hell. Blow the final whistle early please ref.

Worldly save though.

It's embarrassing how bad he is with his feet. Just punt it away for feck sake. It's not hard.

And it begins.

Looking back, this is a very foreboding post. Are you psychic? I can imagine Miss Spears looks exactly like this right now, sans makeup.

tenuous I know.

Dollars, Yen, Shmeckles, it all spends lad.

A 55 year old Calum Wilson could have scored that.

Terrible finish, Wolf would have either bulleted the header or brought it down and nutmegged the defender into the corner of the goal 😃. I actually see what Howe is doing, he's trying to add dollar bills to Willie's summer transfer fee. Then he'll start using Wolf properly next season. Genius.