MagPar

Mone big wull

I HATE RULEZ

Great defending there ha ha. Class from big nick and a quality finish.

He's a Newcastle player and I'll continue to support him until he isn't.

Such a shame that we end up with a scoreline equally as bad as other EPL teams considering the the first 3 quarters of the match. I stopped watching at 5 (I'm watching The Orville, it's very good). Did the sub keepers as a piss take or was Garcia injured?

Whatever happened to double jeopardy? I thought they changed the rule so that if a penalty was awarded, no red card would be awarded? I know Tripps only got a yellow but I've seen plenty get sent off recently when a penalty was given. Did the rule changed or did I dream that it was ever a thing. Anyway, awful time to lose a goal. You can only come from behind so many times. We're still doing better than many cartel clubs (so far). A really good first half until the penalty and another moment of conceding a minute after scoring AGAIN. It is Barcelona though so it's great that we're still in with a chance at half time. Come on the Toon, give us a result to remember.

That's rumours about Hall, Livramento, Tonali ,Gordon and Bruno all being looked at by top clubs I've heard now.

A no score draw at East End Park sounds riveting. I was a regular back then so we were probably both there (I cant remember). Small world eh.

I was wondering about that.

My other team update: My Scottish team, Dunfermline are now 4 points clear in 4th place in the Championship. 4th place is the final play off place. We beat 'local' rivals Raith 3 nil yesterday. We have also drawn F*lkirk (currently in top 6 of the SPL) in the semi final of the Scottish Cup. Anybody with good geographical knowledge will think that Raith or Cowdenbeath were our fiercest rivals but they'd be wrong. F*lkirk are our fiercest rivals by a c*ntry mile. They're only 18 miles away and in the 33 years that I've been a Pars fan it's always been an ugly rivalry with those inbred 6 fingered freaks. Regularly fighting for promotion and avoiding relegation alongside them, but the real kicker is the gentleman in my photo. Norrie McAthie whom died of carbon monoxide poisoning at the tender age of 27. To this day F*lkirk fans still sing offensive songs about Mr Dunfermline, our club captain for pretty much his whole career. That shit ain't remotely cool. A few years after Norrie died one of their young lads died in an accident involving an electric fence. We didn't songs about him, we were sympathetic. I'll be very depressed if we lose to them. *# *Gary Riddell, also died in my time as a Pars fan. He was 23 and dropped dead of a heart problem during a half marathon raising money for the Hillsborough disaster. #Norrie unfortunately died in very unflattering circumstances which I wont go into (nothing noncey or rapey). Hopefully at least one person found this post interesting. If not....

Fucking yaaaaaas. Great 3 points. Bring on Barcelona.

BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE EARLY REF. Pretty please.

Why is Ruddy on the bench instead of a kid? Is he converting his basement into a mancave and needs the bonus money? Do players get extra money if they are on the bench but don't play?

Done his ACL in, he's a nailed on signing then.

I'm gutted that Howe (and many fans) have lost faith in him. Many players have had up and down seasons but Nick is the scapegoat apparently.

I just read that a Barcelona fan ended up watching Exeter due to turning up at the wrong St James's Park. What a tube.

I'm sorry but that is not a Barcelona beating team. Turns over to tennis. Or I might watch Spurs get pumped.

Except play well above their means and remain staples of the EPL instead of being yo-yo clubs.

It might not be up to the manager/club. If the players want to leave there isn't much the club can do except for getting the best price possible.

For the record I still have faith in big Wolfy, he's clearly not a midfielder but play him up front and give him some decent service ffs. It's his first season in English footie and he's bagged about ten goals, I don't think that's too bad considering the service he's been getting. You also have to remember that he isn't actually a 69 million pound player,he's a 40-50 million pound player that we overpaid for due to the rat money, same as Wissa who we played about 20 million above true market value for.

I know you're optimistic but come on, we need better than him. Fuck knows who though. We could get picked apart in the summer, Tonali, Livramento, Gordon, I could see them all being sold to help with the massive rebuild that's needed. I can also see Wolf going to Bayern in a cut price deal. Bleak summer ahead.

That's young Andrew Tod. He's got dodgy eyes (long sighted I think) and obviously wearing real glass glasses is too dangerous on a football field. His brother also plays for us,they are both great young lads and their dad was also a Dunfermline legend. So currently, we have 2 Tods (John and Andrew) and Matty Todd (who scored the first goal yesterday, a cracking half volley). Good times up here,the place is buzzing. A really young team (with at least 4 actual supporters of the club) that I'm proud as punch to call my own.

Come on yee Paaaaarrrrrs. Dunfermline into the Scottish Cup semi final after beating 2 SPL teams (including the cup holders) in a row. First time at Hampden in a long long time. Absolutely pumped Aberdeen, the sheep shagging gits. Guaranteed we draw one of Rangers/Celtic. I'd fancy us doing them both in.

He's no Olly Thomas, that's for sure.