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Blow the fucking full-time whistles early.

United score.

Villa robbed of a goal.

I fucking told you all this game wasn't a walkover and they'd be choking at the bit to beat us,but nobody fucking listened. "Everton will be on the beach" "Everton have nothing to play for" etc etc. Fate tempting wankers the lot of you.

Fuck fuckity fucking fuck

I might have to turn this over to Man Utd game as my heart is beating a tad too fast for my liking. Scary fast.

Don't count on Man Utd to do anything against ten men. They'll maybe scrape a draw though which could be ok.

It's on Premier Sports for people that don't know.

The world's best keeper (not my words) sent off. Man Utd will still fuck it up.

I don't think I'd be to fussed if we sold Gordon for 60-70 million tbh.

Everton getting too many chances for my liking.

So far it's looking like we're gonna need other results to go our way. Still plenty of time though.

Any idea what size the crowd was?

Guaranteed that kid is called Keith.

Thanks*. My name is Keith, I've always hated the name. I always thought I'd legally change it when I was of legal age but couldn't think of a name to change it to. So many creepy characters, total geek and nonces on tv,films and books are called Keith it's embarrassing. Moon and Richards are the only cool Keiths I can think of, and Richards is debatable. He looks like a greasy haired stick with a constant stream of heroin being mainlined through his body. 😕 sigh 😕

I can remember a couple of years of Pro Evo when you could have the commentator call every player either 'arse' or 'shite'. Raphael Schiedt (or something very similar) I think, but I can't remember the player who's surname sounded like arse. Good times.

Derby day returns.

Scottish cup final 1 - 1, both own goals lol, Casper and a Spurs loanee with the goals.

I think we've got slightly more of a chance of signing him than Everton. He'll either go to Manchester United because it's Man Utd or Man City to play for Pep or Chelsea for the dollar bill y'all. A lot of players look down on Newcastle for some reason. Too far north? We've got a passionate support and a tremendous manager. What's not to love? I'm giving him a massive Fuck you right now because there is no chance he's coming here. Same with Mebumo or whatever he's called, he won't come here either. Jamie Vardy might though.

Great finish for the disallowed goal. If I was him,I'd be punching fuck out of that useless lump standing about like a Spongebob cut out in front of the keeper and clearly offside. Tube.

65daysofstatic should have the contract for all player showreels. He looks like a player and I agree that we should looking outside the box at this kind of player that screams of potential and value. Might be shite in the EPL but I'm up for taking risks.

Rigged Firestick. Every week. Not that I'm condoning that sort of thing.

Nothing to play for lol. Haven't you heard of spite, hatred and fucking other people over to spoil their day? They'll be up for it, make no mistake. However, we are the better team so if we work hard and play our best then we've nothing to worry about. A couple of early goals would be a beautiful thing, but I can see a scrappy and nervy 90 minutes ahead.

Fate tempters like you need a broom handle rammed up their poopshoots.

I've seen a lot of really bad finals but that was up there with the worst of them. No skill,flair or desire. I can't stand either team so have no interest in who actually won. You can a handle a bad final if both teams are doing pretty well in their respective leagues,but this just makes a mockery of the tournament.