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Liverpool 3 v 1 Bournemouth Villa 1 v 1 Newcastle Brighton 2 v 0 Fulham Spurs 2 v 1 Burnley Sunderland 1 v 1 West Ham Wolves 1 v 4 Man City Chelsea 3 v 0 Palace Forest 3 v 2 Brentford Man United 1 v 2 Arsenal Leeds 0 v 0 Everton

A lot of time for something to go wrong.

We batter them. 0-4, Thiaw hat trick.

Not yet but hopefully a last minute ticket on the 7:20am Aer Lingus could be bought.

LOL. The sooner the whole digital side of things gets a complete overhaul the better. Completely amateur.

Banger.

This seems unnecessary, David.

I’m ready for Botman x Thiaw.

Will be the signing of the summer.

Could our pre-season have gone any worse?

I’ve always said he’s the most important employee at the club. Glad my faith is being repaid.

Taylor > Rudoni

Acting how I would be around Sandro.

You wanted £15m more? Holy steal. Andy Howe masterclass.

I like this signing. Our last signing from Milan didn’t turn out too bad either.

There it is. The bases being covered.

Maldini wanted Botman and Thiaw together. If it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for me.

Newcastle is pushing hard for Malick Thiaw and has reached a 40m€ offer, including bonuses. The defender has already given his approval to the English club. The Milan-Newcastle negotiation is entering its most crucial phase: if Thiaw leaves, the Rossoneri club is considering Pietro Comuzzo.

Bring. Botman x Thiaw to lead us for the next period.

Oof.

Tomorrow’s exclusive: Newcastle United accept £130m bid from Liverpool for striker Alexander Isak.

Lines up with what Mark Douglas was suggesting. Has a loose relationship with facts, mind.

Have a sneaky feeling we’re not signing this one, folks.

No more words, please. Time for them to act.