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Your Favourite footie chants?


olliemort

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To the tune of Londons burning:-

 

 

Bones are breaking,bones are breaking,

Fetch the stretcher,fetch the stretcher,

DYER DYER,DYER DYER,

Waste of money,waste of money.

 

 

Last lines a bit shite but someone can improve it surely.

 

 

That's class :lol:

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Guest Geordiesned

Song about Silvio Maric. Never sung at a match but heard in a few pre-match pubs at the time;

 

"He's travelled far and wide,

Committed genicide!"

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Always liked the Tim Howard chant....

 

 

Tim Timeneeee

Tim Timeneeee,

Tim Tim Turooo

He's got Turets,

and he says f*** You

 

Chim chimeney

Chim chimeney

Chim chim churoo

Dyer went to Bristol

Got his leg snapped in two

 

will I get wrong for that one?

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My mate who's a Fulham fan comes up with all kinds of stupid songs for their players. My favourite is:

 

I could be brown, I could be blue

I could be BRIAN MCBRIDE

 

to the tune of that Mika song. He's got a whole verse about Kasey Keller set to Umbrella by Rhianna (sp) which I'll try and get off him later.

 

 

You must introduce me...

 

Some of them are even better than yours. The Keller one is daft, the only bit I remember is it ending with "Kelle..eller..eller ey ey ey" being repeated at the end, as you'd expect. He usually sings "Give me Diop" to the tune of "give me yop" from that milkshake advert, which is really annoying after a while.

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to the tune of Re-wind:

 

van - pe - rsie

 

when the girl says no, molest her :)

 

he was cleared, understandably!!!

 

my favourite is -

 

Five men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley

Five Men,

Four Men,

Three Men,

Two Men

One man [CUNT] and his mobile phone

 

WENT TO BED WITH ASHLEY!!!!!

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"He's gay, he's bent

His arse is up for rent...

It's Ian Durrant...It's Ian Durrant...."

first heard at peterborough when justin fashanu turned out for us, followed up.

 

 

he's big,he's queer

his likes it up the rear

justin fashanu,justin fashanu.

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Guest YANKEEBLEEDSMAGPIE

Overheard some manc fans here in baltimore last year:

 

Cheer up Ameobi

Oh what can it mean

To be a one celled organism

On a

Shit football team

 

 

Couldn't even tell them to piss off i was so impressed...

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In Sarajevo :

Zeljeznicar vs Newcastle United , all Toon Army shout loud "Serbia,Serbia" !!!

 

Class.

That's just cretinous imo.

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Guest thenorthumbrian

The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope..

The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope..

The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope..

And this is what he said....Fuck off !

Who the fuck are Man Utd

Who the fuck are Man Utd

Who the fuck are Man Utd

As the Mags go marching on

 

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Whos that crying at pittodrie?

Whos that lying on the floor?

Looks like ian durant to me,

And i think hes f***** his knee,

And he wont be playing for rangers anymore.

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Guest Craig1892

Hate Man United though I do, I think this one is excellent

 

Park, Park wherever you may be

They eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be Scouse

Eating rats in your council house.

 

 

We should change this around abit to read:

 

"Roy Keane who ever you may be, you wank dogs in your country,

but it could have been worse, you could have been a smog,

shagging your kids in your outside bog"

 

 

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Hes big,

Hes Czech,

He'll break y' fuckin neck,

Rozehnal..

Rozehnal!.....

 

He comes from Serbia,

he'il fuckin murder ya!

 

Utds song for Vidic!

 

Gotta make up a chant for Capaca,hes a f****** beast!

 

biggot, racist, homophobic, islamaphobic!  :angel:

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there  used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU  that had teh words

 

"not enough ice on the runway....."

 

Always look on the runway for ice (bright side of life)

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