jack j Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 there used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU that had teh words "not enough ice on the runway....." Always look on the runway for ice (bright side of life) who's that lying on the runway......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 there used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU that had teh words "not enough ice on the runway....." Always look on the runway for ice (bright side of life) who's that lying on the runway......... Whos that lying in the snow??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Magic Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Chim chimeney Chim chimeney Chim chim churoo Dyer went to Bristol Got his leg snapped in two will I get wrong for that one?Surely 'bling blingety'? or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 My all time favourite chant / song is: We got Mirandina, He's not from Argentina, He's from Bra-zil, He's fuckin brill. Anyone remember Mick Mahoney, super goaly la la la la la or He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground Micky Quinn - Micky Quinn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knightrider Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 None. Chanting is for fanatics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig1892 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 We got kenny Wharton He's not from Argentina He's from Cowgate He's fuckin great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 there used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU that had teh words "not enough ice on the runway....." Always look on the runway for ice (bright side of life) who's that lying on the runway......... Whos that lying in the snow??? its matt busby and his boys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 there used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU that had teh words "not enough ice on the runway....." Always look on the runway for ice (bright side of life) who's that lying on the runway......... Whos that lying in the snow??? its busby and his boys making all the noise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 there used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU that had teh words "not enough ice on the runway....." Always look on the runway for ice (bright side of life) who's that lying on the runway......... Whos that lying in the snow??? its matt busby and his boys No, its former Manchester City and England goalkeeper turned NoTW reporter Frank Swift. No need for that shit. Least favourite footie chant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ahill92 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 "He's gay, he's bent His arse is up for rent... It's Ian Durrant...It's Ian Durrant...." first heard at peterborough when justin fashanu turned out for us, followed up. he's big,he's queer his likes it up the rear justin fashanu,justin fashanu. Sung to John Fashanu: "You couldn't score with your brother" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Never laughed so hard in ages!! Cheers guys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope.. The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope.. The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope.. And this is what he said....Fuck off ! Who the fuck are Man Utd Who the fuck are Man Utd Who the fuck are Man Utd As the Mags go marching on Fergie said to Shearer will ya come and sign for us... Fergie said to Shearer will ya come and sign for us... Fergie said to Shearer will ya come and sign for us... And this is what he said....Fuck off! Who the fuck are Man Utd Who the fuck are Man Utd Who the fuck are Man Utd As the Mags go marching on on on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 there used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU that had teh words "not enough ice on the runway....." Always look on the runway for ice (bright side of life) who's that lying on the runway......... Whos that lying in the snow??? its busby and his boys making all the fucking noise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NufcSteven90 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 "Michael Chopra are you listening, you scored a goal down at Sunderland, but ya not welcome home, ya sold your soul, now your just a mackem arsehole!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rey Mysterio Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Sung to John Fashanu: "You couldn't score with your brother" Short and sweet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 there used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU that had teh words "not enough ice on the runway....." Always look on the runway for ice (bright side of life) who's that lying on the runway......... Whos that lying in the snow??? its busby and his boys making all the fucking noise Always thought it was 'dying in the snow' aswell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSG Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Hes big, Hes Czech, He'll break y' fuckin neck, Rozehnal.. Rozehnal!..... He's thick He's scouse He'll fucking rob ya house Joey B Joey B! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliemort Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 "Michael Chopra are you listening, you scored a goal down at Sunderland, but ya not welcome home, ya sold your soul, now your just a mackem arsehole!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 To be sung at the West Ham game (September) To the tune of "Okey Cokey" Oh, thanks for buying Dyer, Oh, broken Kieron Dyer, Oh, thanks for buying Dyer, Knee bent, Leg snapped, Ha Ha Ha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 "Let you be the one, to choose the Toon. Want you to staaaaay forever, Closer each day (closer each day) Abdoulaye Faye" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 To be sung at the West Ham game (September) To the tune of "Okey Cokey" Oh, thanks for buying Dyer, Oh, broken Kieron Dyer, Oh, thanks for buying Dyer, Knee bent, Leg snapped, Ha Ha Ha! mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Reservoir Mags Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Always loved this one for Sir Les "He's here, he's there' he's shagging Dani Behr ... Ferdinand ... Ferdinand" I heard a couple of pearlers I wasn't familiar with when at the cup final in 99, or more specifically in a pub just down the road from the big toon bar (The Crown or The Clock I think) opposite Madam Tussauds. "My old man said follow Sunderland, I said Fuck off father you're a cunt!" To the tune of My Old Man. There was more but I forget. The other one was a bit lost in a drunken haze but had a line "with his bag of sweets and his winning smile, Ginola is a paedophile" Never heard either of them since but would love it if someone could complete them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NufcSteven90 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 The other one was a bit lost in a drunken haze but had a line "with his bag of sweets and his winning smile, Ginola is a paedophile" Never heard either of them since but would love it if someone could complete them. Heard a version of that for Southgate: "Theirs only one Gareth Southgate, one Gareth Southgate, with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile Southgate is a fucking pedophile" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 To the chorus part of Aqua's "Dr. Jones". "Abdoulaye-oooooooo Abdoulaye Faye. Abdoulaye-oooooooo Faaaaaaaaaaye" No, I have no shame. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 To be sung at the West Ham game (September) To the tune of "Okey Cokey" Oh, thanks for buying Dyer, Oh, broken Kieron Dyer, Oh, thanks for buying Dyer, Knee bent, Leg snapped, Ha Ha Ha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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