Dr Spectrum Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 "That coats from Matalan" City fans to Jose Mourinho :giggle: Classic. Favourites from this season include "We should be at Bramall lane" to West Ham fans and the much crueler "Tevez put the kettle on" to Quasimodo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 i always like away half times when you can pick someone out in the crowd (home end) and wind them up,seen people react and get thrown out a couple of times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morph Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 I love chanting 'We can see you sneaking out' and 'He's a dwarf, a dwarf...' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 At teams with a crap ground My garden shed, is bigger than this, My garden shed is bigger than this It's got a door and a window My garden shed is bigger than this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 "He's gay, he's bent His arse is up for rent... It's Ian Durrant...It's Ian Durrant...." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Another one I learned from my school days up here in Scotland: "If I had the wings of an eagle If I had the arse of a crow I'd fly right over to Ibrox And shit on the bastards below Shit on Shit on Shit on the bastards below below Shit on Shit on Shite on the bastards below" etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 To David Speedie following newspaper stories that his wife was having an affair; "We've all shagged your wife, Speedie, Speedie" He promptly scored a hat-trick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Another one I learned from my school days up here in Scotland: "If I had the wings of an eagle If I had the arse of a crow I'd fly right over to Ibrox And s*** on the bastards below s*** on s*** on s*** on the bastards below below s*** on s*** on s**** on the bastards below" etc. Aye. Our version was If I had the wings of a sparrow And I had the arse of a crow I'd fly over Roker tomorrow And sh*t on the b*stards below, below And sh*t on the b*stards below good one, that. I was drunk last night I was drunk the night before And tonight I'm getting drunk like I've never been before For when we are drunk we're as happy as can be Cos we are the drunk and disorderly Drink, drink wherever you may be We are the drunk and disorderly And we will drink wherever we may be Cos we are the drunk and disorderly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswan Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 To Trevor Morley at West Ham in the early 90s just after he was stabbed by his wife: "One Mrs Morley There's only one Mrs Morley"" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest henke Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 i always like away half times when you can pick someone out in the crowd (home end) and wind them up,seen people react and get thrown out a couple of times. Liverpool away, boxing day 2005, this scouser who was sat right next to the dividing bit of cloth on the seats proposed to his lass. After singing "you stole my stereo" right through the first half, that changed to "you stole my ugly bird" To be fair, the rest of the scousers all had a good laugh. because she was a right swampdonkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Another one I learned from my school days up here in Scotland: "If I had the wings of an eagle If I had the arse of a crow I'd fly right over to IbroxParkheed And shit on the bastards below Shit on Shit on Shit on the bastards below below Shit on Shit on Shite on the bastards below" etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 You are a scouser A dirty scouser You're only happy On giro day Your mum's out thieving Your dad's drug dealing Please don't take my hubcaps away The Wenger bus is coming And all the kids are running From London to Manchester Cos he's a child molester Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sittingontheball Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 To the Mackems a couple of seasons back; "You're going down with the hoaxer." Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cfhpantera27 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord jesus lay down his sweet head, the stars in the bright sky looked down on.. HEEEAAALLLLYYY, HEEEEAAALLLYYYY, HHHEEEAAAALLLLYYYY!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 1-0 to the goldfish bowl to jenas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rey Mysterio Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 SHEARER SHEARER SHEARER Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 'There's only two Andy Gorams' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fret Astaire Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 "You're not Scottish anymore," to Hearts fans always raises a chuckle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 My mate who's a Fulham fan comes up with all kinds of stupid songs for their players. My favourite is: I could be brown, I could be blue I could be BRIAN MCBRIDE to the tune of that Mika song. He's got a whole verse about Kasey Keller set to Umbrella by Rhianna (sp) which I'll try and get off him later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thenorthumbrian Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 I remember when we played either L Orient or Brentford (some low level cock-er-nee twots , anyway) two or three years ago. There was 37,000 there,and their fans started singing "s*** ground,no fans" which made me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Just decided mine is this: http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=44692.msg989016#msg989016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 My mate who's a Fulham fan comes up with all kinds of stupid songs for their players. My favourite is: I could be brown, I could be blue I could be BRIAN MCBRIDE to the tune of that Mika song. He's got a whole verse about Kasey Keller set to Umbrella by Rhianna (sp) which I'll try and get off him later. You must introduce me... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 "there's only one caaaaaarlos tevez" -some championship side supporters sang that to sheffield united.. laughed rather hard when i heard it We sang that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Anything directed at Mido !!! (Just to irritate the Guardian readers among us.....) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 To the tune of Londons burning:- Bones are breaking,bones are breaking, Fetch the stretcher,fetch the stretcher, DYER DYER,DYER DYER, Waste of money,waste of money. Last lines a bit shite but someone can improve it surely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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