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Oh when the beans, come out the tin.

Oh when the beans come out the tin,

I wanna be beside that toaster,

Oh when the beans come out the tin.

 

 

harry palmer

 

 

 

i was the "urrr urrrr" and "ding ding" during his double deckers theme in peterborough,promotion season

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Oh when the beans, come out the tin.

Oh when the beans come out the tin,

I wanna be beside that toaster,

Oh when the beans come out the tin.

 

 

harry palmer

 

 

 

i was the "urrr urrrr" and "ding ding" during his double deckers theme in peterborough,promotion season

 

Great days.

 

Also liked Freddy the dolphin one.

 

Many away games coming back on the bus singing them, brings back some memories.

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more palmer.

 

"whip patsy kensit, whip patsy kensit, whip patsy kensit till she bleeds yee ha"

 

Geordie boys we are here, woooooah, wooooooah.

Geordie boys we are here, woooooah, wooooooah.

Geordie boys we are here, slap you lass with a Christman tree.

woooooooaaaaooooooaaaaaah!

 

All time classic.

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more palmer.

 

"whip patsy kensit, whip patsy kensit, whip patsy kensit till she bleeds yee ha"

 

Geordie boys we are here, woooooah, wooooooah.

Geordie boys we are here, woooooah, wooooooah.

Geordie boys we are here, slap you lass with a Christman tree.

woooooooaaaaooooooaaaaaah!

 

All time classic.

geordies here,geordies there,geordies aren't allowed to swear
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more palmer.

 

"whip patsy kensit, whip patsy kensit, whip patsy kensit till she bleeds yee ha"

 

Geordie boys we are here, woooooah, wooooooah.

Geordie boys we are here, woooooah, wooooooah.

Geordie boys we are here, slap you lass with a Christman tree.

woooooooaaaaooooooaaaaaah!

 

All time classic.

 

or shag your lass, drink your beer instead of slap your lass

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not the palmer

more palmer.

 

"whip patsy kensit, whip patsy kensit, whip patsy kensit till she bleeds yee ha"

 

Geordie boys we are here, woooooah, wooooooah.

Geordie boys we are here, woooooah, wooooooah.

Geordie boys we are here, slap you lass with a Christman tree.

woooooooaaaaooooooaaaaaah!

 

All time classic.

 

or shag your lass, drink your beer instead of slap your lass

not the palmer way
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Manchester City fans were told that they could not stand up when at Middlesbrough, so they sang...

 

"Stand up, cos they said sit down, Stand up, cos they said sit down."

 

:lol:

 

:lol:   haha   :razz:  tried to get us to sit down on sunday through the geezer from the speakers (forgot the name of his job  :idiot2:)

 

Me Mark Page, who then played "Sit Down" by James at half time. Ahahahaha Mark you're so funny. Fucking arsehole.

 

Jesus, does Me Mark Page now play the records at whatever it is they call the new Ayresome Park?

 

What a come down.

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Manchester City fans were told that they could not stand up when at Middlesbrough, so they sang...

 

"Stand up, cos they said sit down, Stand up, cos they said sit down."

 

:lol:

 

:lol:  haha  :razz:  tried to get us to sit down on sunday through the geezer from the speakers (forgot the name of his job  :idiot2:)

 

Me Mark Page, who then played "Sit Down" by James at half time. Ahahahaha Mark you're so funny. f****** arsehole.

 

Jesus, does Me Mark Page now play the records at whatever it is they call the new Ayresome Park?

 

What a come down.

been doing it for years,even at the old ayresome park
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Hate Man United though I do, I think this one is excellent

 

Park, Park wherever you may be

They eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be Scouse

Eating rats in your council house.

really built on our 70's ditty

 

 

in your liverpool slums

you look in the dustbin for something to eat

you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat

in your liverpool slums

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Hate Man United though I do, I think this one is excellent

 

Park, Park wherever you may be

They eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be Scouse

Eating rats in your council house.

really built on our 70's ditty

 

 

in your liverpool slums

you look in the dustbin for something to eat

you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat

in your liverpool slums

 

Every single club on earth has sung that at Liverpool and Everton since the year dot.

 

How about a song for Diego?

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Hate Man United though I do, I think this one is excellent

 

Park, Park wherever you may be

They eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be Scouse

Eating rats in your council house.

really built on our 70's ditty

 

 

in your liverpool slums

you look in the dustbin for something to eat

you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat

in your liverpool slums

 

Every single club on earth has sung that at Liverpool and Everton since the year dot.

 

How about a song for Diego?

gavilan or go diego go ?
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Hate Man United though I do, I think this one is excellent

 

Park, Park wherever you may be

They eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be Scouse

Eating rats in your council house.

really built on our 70's ditty

 

 

in your liverpool slums

you look in the dustbin for something to eat

you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat

in your liverpool slums

 

Every single club on earth has sung that at Liverpool and Everton since the year dot.

 

How about a song for Diego?

gavilan or go diego go ?

 

"Go, Diego go!

Para Bumfluff Atletico!"

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Guest Toon Saint

18th March 1997, Stade Louis II.

 

'In your Monaco slums.........'

mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif mackems.gif

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Hate Man United though I do, I think this one is excellent

 

Park, Park wherever you may be

They eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be Scouse

Eating rats in your council house.

really built on our 70's ditty

 

 

in your liverpool slums

you look in the dustbin for something to eat

you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat

in your liverpool slums

 

Every single club on earth has sung that at Liverpool and Everton since the year dot.

 

How about a song for Diego?

gavilan or go diego go ?

 

"Go, Diego go!

Para Bumfluff Atletico!"

and it rhymes aswell, in fcat that makes a fantastic chorus
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During the Norwich v Chelsea match, 2004-5 season.

 

CFC fans = "We've got Abramovich, you've got a crazy bitch"

NCFC fans response = "We've got a super cook, you've got a Russian crook".

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"blue is the colour, football is the game, poor old matthew darding, should have took the train"

 

Better than any chant though, for me, is simply jangling keys at the mackems.

 

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NUFC away at Tranmere,  92/93 there was a one I've never heard before or since, but I thought it was great.

To the tune of 'Ebaneezer Goode (The Shamen):

 

He's a c*nt

He's a c*nt

The Referee's a c*nt

 

 

To the tune of 'My Ding-a-ling':

 

When I was young, just a bitty boy

My Grandmother bought me a nice little toy

Two Sunderland fans hanging on a string

She told me to kick their f*cking heads in

Mackems on a string

Mackems on a string

She told me to kick their f*cking heads in

Mackems on a string

Mackems on a string

She told me to kick their f*cking heads in

 

 

I like the 'Sing when you're rimming' one  that opposition fans sing to Brighton.

 

 

 

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Guest toonlass

'Me brother's in borstal,

Me sister's got pox,

Me mother's a hooker down Hartlepool docks,

Me aunty got murdered,

Me uncle went mad

and Jack the Ripper's me Dad,

Lalalalalalalalalalala TOON!'

 

:clap:

 

 

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Guest Geordiesned

Few sets of opposition fans to Carlos Tevez;

 

"You're just a shit Maradona!"

 

To the Mackems a couple of seasons back;

 

"You're going down with the hoaxer."

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