NSG Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 To the tune of Londons burning:- Bones are breaking,bones are breaking, Fetch the stretcher,fetch the stretcher, DYER DYER,DYER DYER, Waste of money,waste of money. Last lines a bit shite but someone can improve it surely. That's class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSG Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Just decided mine is this: http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=44692.msg989016#msg989016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliemort Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 He comes from Serbia, he'il fuckin murder ya! Utds song for Vidic! Gotta make up a chant for Capaca,hes a fucking beast! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Song about Silvio Maric. Never sung at a match but heard in a few pre-match pubs at the time; "He's travelled far and wide, Committed genicide!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Always liked the Tim Howard chant.... Tim Timeneeee Tim Timeneeee, Tim Tim Turooo He's got Turets, and he says f*** You Chim chimeney Chim chimeney Chim chim churoo Dyer went to Bristol Got his leg snapped in two will I get wrong for that one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 My mate who's a Fulham fan comes up with all kinds of stupid songs for their players. My favourite is: I could be brown, I could be blue I could be BRIAN MCBRIDE to the tune of that Mika song. He's got a whole verse about Kasey Keller set to Umbrella by Rhianna (sp) which I'll try and get off him later. You must introduce me... Some of them are even better than yours. The Keller one is daft, the only bit I remember is it ending with "Kelle..eller..eller ey ey ey" being repeated at the end, as you'd expect. He usually sings "Give me Diop" to the tune of "give me yop" from that milkshake advert, which is really annoying after a while. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 to the tune of Re-wind: van - pe - rsie when the girl says no, molest her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliemort Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 to the tune of Re-wind: van - pe - rsie when the girl says no, molest her Thats Legend! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 to the tune of Re-wind: van - pe - rsie when the girl says no, molest her he was cleared, understandably!!! my favourite is - Five men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley Five Men, Four Men, Three Men, Two Men One man [CUNT] and his mobile phone WENT TO BED WITH ASHLEY!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 "He's gay, he's bent His arse is up for rent... It's Ian Durrant...It's Ian Durrant...." first heard at peterborough when justin fashanu turned out for us, followed up. he's big,he's queer his likes it up the rear justin fashanu,justin fashanu. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YANKEEBLEEDSMAGPIE Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Overheard some manc fans here in baltimore last year: Cheer up Ameobi Oh what can it mean To be a one celled organism On a Shit football team Couldn't even tell them to piss off i was so impressed... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchWilliam Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Overheard some manc fans here in baltimore last year: Cheer up Ameobi Oh what can it mean To be a one celled organism On a s*** football team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
div-s- Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 hartson hartson wheres yer wife, hartson wheres yer wife? closely follwed by.... shes gettin shagged in the valleys, shagged in the valleys! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 'You're going down with the Bismarck' against Leverkusen was canny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Serbia Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 In Sarajevo : Zeljeznicar vs Newcastle United , all Toon Army shout loud "Serbia,Serbia" !!! Class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 In Sarajevo : Zeljeznicar vs Newcastle United , all Toon Army shout loud "Serbia,Serbia" !!! Class. That's just cretinous imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thenorthumbrian Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope.. The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope.. The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope.. And this is what he said....Fuck off ! Who the fuck are Man Utd Who the fuck are Man Utd Who the fuck are Man Utd As the Mags go marching on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest henke Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Whos that crying at pittodrie? Whos that lying on the floor? Looks like ian durant to me, And i think hes f***** his knee, And he wont be playing for rangers anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Hes big, Hes Czech, He'll break y' fuckin neck, Rozehnal.. Rozehnal!..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 there used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU that had teh words "not enough ice on the runway....." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 We've all shagged your wife, Speedie, Speedie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Sign On Sign On The pen's in your hand And you'll never work again. Youll nevvveeeeerrra Work again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig1892 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Hate Man United though I do, I think this one is excellent Park, Park wherever you may be They eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse You could be Scouse Eating rats in your council house. We should change this around abit to read: "Roy Keane who ever you may be, you wank dogs in your country, but it could have been worse, you could have been a smog, shagging your kids in your outside bog" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Hes big, Hes Czech, He'll break y' fuckin neck, Rozehnal.. Rozehnal!..... He comes from Serbia, he'il fuckin murder ya! Utds song for Vidic! Gotta make up a chant for Capaca,hes a f****** beast! biggot, racist, homophobic, islamaphobic! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest henke Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 there used to be a leeds one reserved for ManU that had teh words "not enough ice on the runway....." Always look on the runway for ice (bright side of life) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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