TaylorJ_01 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 The ones who complain about racism are the most racist ones of all I always find. By picking up on every f****** thing that anyone says and turning it to 'you're being racist' you must be of the thinking that they are different but we shouldn't say it 'out loud'. This in itself is an example of treating them differently... It's hard to explain..... Or perhaps it's just bollocks? Perhaps you touch yourself at night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 That is the best comeback I have ever seen. Or perhaps it's just bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 That is the best comeback I have ever seen. Or perhaps it's just bollocks. Perhaps you touch yourself at night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 You touch my bollocks at night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 You touch my bollocks at night. What happens in London, stays in London! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sam Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 The ones who complain about racism are the most racist ones of all I always find. By picking up on every f****** thing that anyone says and turning it to 'you're being racist' you must be of the thinking that they are different but we shouldn't say it 'out loud'. This in itself is an example of treating them differently... It's hard to explain..... Or perhaps it's just bollocks? Perhaps you touch yourself at night. I'll get you a photo if you like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswan Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 It's political correctness gone mad! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Sammy McIllroy falling over at Wembley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 back in the 60's NUFC free kick just outside the box at the Gallowgate end, wall formed, long discussion (I have a feeling B Arentoft was involved) between 4 forwards (those were the days eh?) All back away in different directions, whistle blows, #1 runs in and jumps over the ball , # 2 runs in and so does #3 - who misses his kick but connects with #2 who is kicked straight up in the air and lands in serious pain as does the kicker who mis connected. Defensive wall collapses to the floor in hysterics, ref is seen wiping his eyes, trainer on - crowd enraptured As the ball hadn't moved the whole thing had to be retaken and was blazed over the bar into Felling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 The ones who complain about racism are the most racist ones of all I always find. By picking up on every f****** thing that anyone says and turning it to 'you're being racist' you must be of the thinking that they are different but we shouldn't say it 'out loud'. This in itself is an example of treating them differently... It's hard to explain..... Or perhaps it's just bollocks? Perhaps you touch yourself at night. I'll get you a photo if you like Keep your camera for the playground mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sam Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 The ones who complain about racism are the most racist ones of all I always find. By picking up on every f****** thing that anyone says and turning it to 'you're being racist' you must be of the thinking that they are different but we shouldn't say it 'out loud'. This in itself is an example of treating them differently... It's hard to explain..... Or perhaps it's just bollocks? Perhaps you touch yourself at night. I'll get you a photo if you like Keep your camera for the playground mate. That wasn't as good as the first comeback. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 The ones who complain about racism are the most racist ones of all I always find. By picking up on every f****** thing that anyone says and turning it to 'you're being racist' you must be of the thinking that they are different but we shouldn't say it 'out loud'. This in itself is an example of treating them differently... It's hard to explain..... Or perhaps it's just bollocks? Perhaps you touch yourself at night. I'll get you a photo if you like Keep your camera for the playground mate. That wasn't as good as the first comeback. You aren't as good as the first comeback. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I know you are, but what am I? Fucks sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spurs_from_Africa Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 mackems.gif Can I just say that this is easily the funniest thread I have ever read in my life. mackems.gif You aren't as good as the first comeback TaylorJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sam Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 The ones who complain about racism are the most racist ones of all I always find. By picking up on every f****** thing that anyone says and turning it to 'you're being racist' you must be of the thinking that they are different but we shouldn't say it 'out loud'. This in itself is an example of treating them differently... It's hard to explain..... Or perhaps it's just bollocks? Perhaps you touch yourself at night. I'll get you a photo if you like Keep your camera for the playground mate. That wasn't as good as the first comeback. You aren't as good as the first comeback. Ya mam! Can we just stop now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 This is from the Blackburn game in 2004-5 season, think it was Boxing Day. On the coach down, the usual 14-15 year olds with their Coke bottles half-filled with vodka. Two of the lads were sound, one seemed a bit of a tit, shouting to everyone on the coach how he'd just done his lass up the a*se on Christmas Eve. Halfway down to Blackburn, his phone goes and it's his girlfriend....cue the whole coach starting a chant of "Up the a*se, up the a*se, up the a*se". Lad goes bright red and hangs up. Later on was sick all over his mate sitting next to him as well. Just as we were leaving Blackburn on the way back, coach driver asks if anyone's missing. Three empty seats where they were sitting all empty...everyone said aye that's everyone, and left Blackburn without them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 The ones who complain about racism are the most racist ones of all I always find. By picking up on every f****** thing that anyone says and turning it to 'you're being racist' you must be of the thinking that they are different but we shouldn't say it 'out loud'. This in itself is an example of treating them differently... It's hard to explain..... Or perhaps it's just bollocks? Perhaps you touch yourself at night. I'll get you a photo if you like Keep your camera for the playground mate. That wasn't as good as the first comeback. You aren't as good as the first comeback. Ya mam! Can we just stop now? Ach I suppose... badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 The ones who complain about racism are the most racist ones of all I always find. By picking up on every f****** thing that anyone says and turning it to 'you're being racist' you must be of the thinking that they are different but we shouldn't say it 'out loud'. This in itself is an example of treating them differently... It's hard to explain..... Or perhaps it's just bollocks? Perhaps you touch yourself at night. I'll get you a photo if you like Keep your camera for the playground mate. That wasn't as good as the first comeback. You aren't as good as the first comeback. Ya mam! Can we just stop now? Ach I suppose... badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom.... a snaaaaaake a snaaaake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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