Guest BooBoo Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 16th August 2008- Newcastle travel to Manchester United on the opening day of the season. Its been a close season of frustration for the Magpies, seeing top targets snapped up by other rivals. Keegan selects new signing Sebastian Larsson in midfield while the other only signing of note, Danny Guthrie starts on the bench. It takes the reigning champions 3 minutes to take the lead and they blitz the Geordies in a one sided first half leading 3-0 at the break. Newcastle keep Man Utd at bay until an injury time 4th. Danny Guthrie makes his first team bow after 80 mins. After the game KK says the second 45 minutes was something to build on but he expected to lose anyway. He promises to keep going till the deadline to bring in new faces. 23rd August- Newcastle are up and running. A late Michael Owen header is enough at SJP to see off Bolton 1-0. Its not pretty but its a start and in a post game press conferance KK admits he is very close to bringing two new figures to the club. 28th August- Following days of press speculation, nufc.co.uk announces United have sealed the signing of Bobby Zamora and secured Jonny Evans on loan from Man Utd for the season. Eric Gates is beside himself with rage on the 3 Legends phone in. 30th August- More woe on the road as Arsenal brush Newcastle aside 4-0 at the Emirates with dynamo Andrei Arshavin at the hub of the Gunners play. KK admits United had bid for the Russian but the lure of Champions League football was too great. KK perks up the Toon Army with the news he expects one further new face this summer before the window slams shut. 31st August- A frustrating day as the window shuts till January with no new incoming players. Youngster Jonny Godsmark joins Leeds on loan for a season. 1st September- The Chronicle reveals Uniteds 11th hour bid for Shaun Wright Phillips stalled after disagreements between messrs Wise and Keegan. 2nd September- Michael Owen announces his contract will be sorted out in "the next 6 weeks or so." 13th September- Following days of tabloid rumours (The News of the World screaming TOON AT WAR on its back page), the Premiership resumes and its a nightmare at SJP. Despite super sub Guthrie scroing a 75th minute pearler at the Leazes End, a disputed free kick sees Hull bag their first Premiership point. A ticked off home crowd boo their side off. 14th September- Sunday press say KK is on his bike. Stony silence at St James'. 15th September- At 11am, nufc.co.uk release a short statement, "We would like to announce that Kevin Keegan has today resigned his role as first team manager." 17th September- Dennis Wise announces he would be happy to take on first team duties if offered the role...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I'll be running a coach to the away games. Thats fact not fantasy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Sounds promising. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sam Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Nice way of getting round the fixtures rule Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Nice way of getting round the fixtures rule Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Nice way of getting round the fixtures rule Hadnt thought of that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 What the fucks the point of that shit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Eric Gates is beside himself with rage on the 3 Legends phone in. I haven't listened to the 3 Legends for at least 3 years but even I know that Eric Gates hasn't been doing the show for a couple of years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MagicNumber9 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 You must have too much time on your hands mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 What the fucks the point of that shit? You must have too much time on your hands mate Oh dear. Lighten up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nufc4Life Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 The worse thing about this is....it wouldnt suprise if things worked out similar to this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaypee Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 It wouldn't surprise me either. But I guess we are a little too nervous about the whole thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 What the fucks the point of that s***? You must have too much time on your hands mate Oh dear. Lighten up. I'm very lightened , unlike some on here I'm not a manically depressed doom monger Still think its s*** and pointless, does that bother you?.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I thought that was quite entertaining and scarily plausible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 This thread seems similar... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Boooooooo! Get off!! You're rubbish!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I think its personally plausible, but overtly negative considering the circumstances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE5 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 The worse thing about this is....it wouldnt suprise if things worked out similar to this. nah, that can't be, we;ve got a sooper dooper new owner to replace the fat bastard who prevented the club from winning every game they played and so everything is just fantastic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Oh no.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Oh no.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE5 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 howay melanie you've just admitted how you miss the best posters on the other thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 The worse thing about this is....it wouldnt suprise if things worked out similar to this. nah, that can't be, we;ve got a sooper dooper new owner to replace the fat b****** who prevented the club from winning every game they played and so everything is just fantastic Well, this is a pleasant surprise, isn't it? Glad to see you finally "on board" with the new regime! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE5 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 The worse thing about this is....it wouldnt suprise if things worked out similar to this. nah, that can't be, we;ve got a sooper dooper new owner to replace the fat b****** who prevented the club from winning every game they played and so everything is just fantastic Well, this is a pleasant surprise, isn't it? Glad to see you finally "on board" with the new regime! that will come when we've at least got close to matching the Champions League finishes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 bored much? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I think we should sign Zigic, Plasil, Krancjar, Arteta, Cuellar and Arshavin immediately. If Keegan can't get that lot to sign for £20m all in then tell him to pack his bags and fuck off. The useless cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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