lovejoy Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 interviewer: 'what would you be if you wern't a footballer peter?' crouch: - 'a virgin'. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Stole that from Jimmy Carr. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Stole that from Jimmy Carr. Jimmy Carr a footballer like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Where was this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Stole that from Jimmy Carr. Jimmy Carr a footballer like? Used to play right back for us, Oh no sorry that was that other comedian..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Canny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Stole that from Jimmy Carr. did he? lanky streak of (unfunny) piss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Aye well he used it when I went to see him earlier in the year, obviously it was "what would I be if I wasn't a comedian?" (for Tooj). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Stole that from Jimmy Carr. did he? lanky streak of (unfunny) piss Oh Come on. Give the lad a break. Not usual for a footballer to give anything remotely funny as an answer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mcdonald36 Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 I like Crouch. Seems to be one of the few down to earth players left in the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 I like Crouch. Seems to be one of the few down to earth players left in the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 My mate was telling me earlier Harry Redknapp was on the news banging on about Kanu. Says something like "Oh you know how it is with Kanu. We offered him a 1 year deal and he wanted a 7 year contract." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DazzaNufc1892 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 alot of my mates were chilling with him in a bar a few months back in hale and said he is hilsrious to be around, i like the bloke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I like Crouch. Seems to be one of the few down to earth players left in the game. We have some comedians on here too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 My mate was telling me earlier Harry Redknapp was on the news banging on about Kanu. Says something like "Oh you know how it is with Kanu. We offered him a 1 year deal and he wanted a 7 year contract." the stage beckons Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flair Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 alot of my mates were chilling with him in a bar a few months back in hale and said he is hilsrious to be around, i like the bloke Seems so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 alot of my mates were chilling with him in a bar a few months back in hale and said he is hilsrious to be around, i like the bloke No he's not, he's a twat...but then I guess some people must find Justin Lee Collins "hilarious". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 alot of my mates were chilling with him in a bar a few months back in hale and said he is hilsrious to be around, i like the bloke No he's not, he's a twat...but then I guess some people must find Justin Lee Collins "hilarious". Can't go around making those sort of accusations without something to back it up. How is he a twat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DazzaNufc1892 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 out of every footballer i've known or met, only a handful have ever been decent, and he is one of them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 alot of my mates were chilling with him in a bar a few months back in hale and said he is hilsrious to be around, i like the bloke No he's not, he's a twat...but then I guess some people must find Justin Lee Collins "hilarious". Can't go around making those sort of accusations without something to back it up. How is he a twat? Personal experience of the chap. Just think fo a taller, whiter Kieron Dyer - although he doesn't burn money afaik. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mcdonald36 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Personal experience of the chap. Just think fo a taller, whiter Kieron Dyer - although he doesn't burn money afaik. Was that first user name that popped into your head? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Personal experience of the chap. Just think fo a taller, whiter Kieron Dyer - although he doesn't burn money afaik. Was that first user name that popped into your head? I'm sorry, but can you repeat the question. Or are you being ironic? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mcdonald36 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. Probably shouldn't drink in the afternoon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 He must be a very very very funny bloke and have a 2ft cock, otherwise I just cannot work out how he managed to pull Abigail Clancy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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