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i only saw Macheda for 90 mins but even in that time you could tell he was streets ahead of Nile,  Nile's been on the bench when we've been hit with injuries but is still raw and has a lot to learn, mainly lifting his head and passing the ball!!!

 

macheda was only on the bench due to Man U having no one else and was then thrown on cos they were desperate for a goal and luckily he's scored a cracker. 

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Smith, Guthrie, Carroll, Xisco, Edgar, Ranger & Krul set to start for the Reserves tonight.

Guthrie needs to start in the fooking prem man.  He may not be 100% fit but his energy levels must be higher than that of the sloth and the paraplegic one.

On the other hand he'll probably be even fitter come Saturday if he plays this game as well.

true, but he'll also probably get injured

 

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http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2688/183/92/665610305/n665610305_2890030_3239183.jpg

 

:lol:

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http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2688/183/92/665610305/n665610305_2890030_3239183.jpg

 

:lol:

 

I have to admit I was sad to discover it actually said Ranger and not Danger as I first thought

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Long term injured pair Joey Barton and Mark Viduka continue to step up their fitness work and could re-join the first team squad next week.

Meanwhile, former Southampton striker Nile Ranger has been added to the first team squad after impressing Shearer in his first week in charge.

 

Reckon Nile will get a chance to come on as sub under Al

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The Rangers birthday on Saturday. :pow:

 

Thank you Facebook.

 

Damn, one of my mates shares the same birthday as Nile Ranger.

 

I have never been this jealous.

 

Your mate needs to die, only one man can be born on that day.

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The Rangers birthday on Saturday. :pow:

 

Thank you Facebook.

 

Damn, one of my mates shares the same birthday as Nile Ranger.

 

I have never been this jealous.

 

Your mate needs to die, only one man can be born on that day.

 

Or castrate himself.

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Inter Milan striker Adriano has revealed he is taking a break from football in order to 'rethink' his career.

 

Adriano is currently back in his native Brazil after failing to return to Italy following the recent 2010 World Cup qualifiers.

 

Later news says Adriano has been depressed because of his inability to become as good as new Newcastle youth star Nile Ranger.

 

"Watching Nile play tears my heart in pieces, i just wish i could be as good as him, but my feet wont move like him, his tatoos, swagger, my career has come to a stop"

 

;D ;D ;D

 

I was wondering what the relevance was for a bit.

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Oooooooh!

Ranger Boy I tell 'em

Hey I got a new striker fo you all called the Ranger Boy

Oooooooh!

He gotta shoot the ball three times from let to right

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahh!

 

[Chorus: x2]

Ranger Boy off in this hoe.

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him oh!

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then superman that hoe!

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

Now watch him youuu

(Shoot that ball in goal)

 

 

[Verse 1:]

Ranger boy off in this hoe

Watch him shoot and watch him rock

Superman that hoe

Now watch him sink that scouser Kop

Super fresh, now watch him jock

Jocking on them mackems man

When he shoots that ball in goal

He leans to left and shoots that goal

(Now youuu)

He's pissing on them bitches ass

And if we get the goal

Then he's pissing on yo bitch

You catch him at yo local party

He's drinkin' at it every day

Haterz get mad cause

He's got straight bananas.

 

[Chorus x2]

 

[Verse 2:]

He's bouncin' on his toes

Watch him super soak that hoe

He's gonna pass it to the Vukick

And he's gonna shoot it in for sho!

 

Haterz wanna be him

Ranger Boy, he's the man

They be lookin' at his feet

But they be movin' too fast man, man

Watch him do it, watch him do it

Shoot, shoot

Let's get to it, let's get to it

 

Nope, you can't do it like him

Dope, so don't do it like him

Folk, I see you tryna do it like him

Man that damn was ugly

 

[Chorus x2]

 

He's off to finish off this hoe

Watch him shoot and

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

Then Superman that hoe,

Super soak that hoe [x9]

He's to fresh for this hoe

Watch him shoot it

Watch him score

Watch him shoot that ball in goal

And Superman That Bitch,

Superman That Bitch.

 

:aww:

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Guest Heneage

I just don't like this. It's making me have a slight distain towards the man himself. Its like Chuck Norris jokes, great for 5 minutes.

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Dont think we need the extra watch him oh in the chorus, works ok without it.

 

Need someone to video it and stick it on youtube.

 

Working on it, got a radio mate of mine working on editing the audio at the mo.

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Dont think we need the extra watch him oh in the chorus, works ok without it.

 

Need someone to video it and stick it on youtube.

 

Working on it, got a radio mate of mine working on editing the audio at the mo.

 

Awesome, if only nixon was more like you...

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I just don't like this. It's making me have a slight distain towards the man himself. Its like Chuck Norris jokes, great for 5 minutes.

 

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him Nixon was in it.

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I just don't like this. It's making me have a slight distain towards the man himself. Its like Chuck Norris jokes,9 great for 5 minutes.

 

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him Nixon was in it.

 

I'm just surprised that nobody has tried the seemingly obvious "Nile, Nile Ranger" Photoshop yet.

 

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51t3KrMPlyL._SS500_.jpg

 

I may do it myself one of these days.

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