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Guest Alan Shearer 9

Should we start taking bets on this? Could get a decent wager going. I'm willing to put up £5k that no one will get both right.

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Guest Alan Shearer 9
:lol: Remember that random guy in a training session and no one had a fucking clue who it was :lol: turned out to be a left back from Bundesliga or something. Dunno how the fuck he got in training. Wasn't it at open training day under Souness or something?
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Cassano is currently dating 17-year old Carolina Marcialis, who is playing water polo at Diavolina Nervi. He has recently stated their relationship as the reason for him laying down his antics and settling down for love. In his autobiography, he claims to have slept with between 600 and 700 women.

 

With that crater face. What a cunt.

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What we need is an open training session and a few sneak photo's for us to mull over..

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Not that again. Remember the bald left back. Was probably just one of the groundsmen or something who was asked to fill in at left back for training, as we had no one better.

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:lol: Remember that random guy in a training session and no one had a f***ing clue who it was :lol: turned out to be a left back from Bundesliga or something. Dunno how the f*** he got in training. Wasn't it at open training day under Souness or something?

 

This it was pre-season under Big Sam no?

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"one of the loan target has 2 "T"s in his name and an "I", but he is not Italian. The other one rhymes with "hernia" and is not Argentinian" - Joe Kinnear 2pm

 

Pernia from At.Madrid ?

Vittek from Nurnburg?

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

:lol: Remember that random guy in a training session and no one had a f***ing clue who it was :lol: turned out to be a left back from Bundesliga or something. Dunno how the f*** he got in training. Wasn't it at open training day under Souness or something?

 

This it was pre-season under Big Sam no?

 

Can't remember

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Cassano is currently dating 17-year old Carolina Marcialis, who is playing water polo at Diavolina Nervi. He has recently stated their relationship as the reason for him laying down his antics and settling down for love. In his autobiography, he claims to have slept with between 600 and 700 women.

 

With that crater face. What a cunt.

 

http://www.corrieredellosport.it/images/07/C_3_Media_362207_immagine_det.jpg

 

 

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His playing style can be compared with fellow Roma teammate Simone Perrotta, who can play center midfield, whether it's defensive or not, or as an attacking midfielder.

 

Glad we got that one cleared up. :lol:

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Cassano is currently dating 17-year old Carolina Marcialis, who is playing water polo at Diavolina Nervi. He has recently stated their relationship as the reason for him laying down his antics and settling down for love. In his autobiography, he claims to have slept with between 600 and 700 women.

 

With that crater face. What a c***.

 

http://www.corrieredellosport.it/images/07/C_3_Media_362207_immagine_det.jpg

 

 

 

meh

 

cover the face and fuck the base

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Cassano is currently dating 17-year old Carolina Marcialis, who is playing water polo at Diavolina Nervi. He has recently stated their relationship as the reason for him laying down his antics and settling down for love. In his autobiography, he claims to have slept with between 600 and 700 women.

 

With that crater face. What a cunt.

 

http://www.corrieredellosport.it/images/07/C_3_Media_362207_immagine_det.jpg

 

 

 

She looks a bit like cassano

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Cassano is currently dating 17-year old Carolina Marcialis, who is playing water polo at Diavolina Nervi. He has recently stated their relationship as the reason for him laying down his antics and settling down for love. In his autobiography, he claims to have slept with between 600 and 700 women.

 

With that crater face. What a c***.

 

http://www.corrieredellosport.it/images/07/C_3_Media_362207_immagine_det.jpg

 

 

 

meh

 

cover the face and fuck the base

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Cassano is currently dating 17-year old Carolina Marcialis, who is playing water polo at Diavolina Nervi. He has recently stated their relationship as the reason for him laying down his antics and settling down for love. In his autobiography, he claims to have slept with between 600 and 700 women.

 

With that crater face. What a c***.

 

http://www.corrieredellosport.it/images/07/C_3_Media_362207_immagine_det.jpg

 

 

 

meh

 

cover the face and fuck the base

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Cassano is currently dating 17-year old Carolina Marcialis, who is playing water polo at Diavolina Nervi. He has recently stated their relationship as the reason for him laying down his antics and settling down for love. In his autobiography, he claims to have slept with between 600 and 700 women.

 

With that crater face. What a c***.

 

http://www.corrieredellosport.it/images/07/C_3_Media_362207_immagine_det.jpg

 

 

 

meh

 

cover the face and fuck the base

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

bet her fanny smells like chlorine with all that water polo.

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