KaKa Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Reds capture Owen Manchester United is delighted to announce that it has signed Michael Owen on a two-year contract. The striker was out of contract, so no transfer fee is involved. Sir Alex Ferguson said: "Michael is a world class forward with a proven goalscoring record at the highest level and that has never been in question. Coming to Manchester United with the expectations that we have is something that Michael will relish.” Michael Owen said: "I had just begun to talk to other clubs when out of the blue Sir Alex phoned me on Wednesday afternoon, invited me to have breakfast with him the next morning during which he told me that he wanted to sign me. I agreed without a moment's thought. "This is a fantastic opportunity for me and I intend to seize it with both hands. "I am now looking forward to being a Manchester United player and I am fortunate that I already know so many of the players here. I missed pre-season last year and am pleased that I will be starting at Carrington from day one. "I want to thank Sir Alex for the faith he has shown in me and I give him my assurance that I will repay him with my goals and performances” And that ladies and gentlemen is the killer right there. Look at the smile in the picture and read his words. That is what you want any new signing to feel like when they are coming to your club. Freddy Shepherd take note!!! Watch the injuries clear up and his form go up. This mofo will probably be outrunning Usain bolt by the time the season comes round. Iam fuming tbh and I really didn't think I would be. Disgusting stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I want to cut his face off. first you'd have to get the better of his 'powerful physique' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mani Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 man i have to admit, that new man utd kit is one piece of crap hahaha looks like a shirt that belong in the rugby league. then again i look at our away bananarama shirt and im even more disgusted, i digress Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 We all knew he wanted to piss off in Jan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I want to cut his face off. first you'd have to get the better of his 'powerful physique' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Wonder if they'll still have the nerve to sing how Alan Shearer was greedy after signing that mercenary cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Suddenly i felt it would be nice if Liverpool won next year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Did Kinnear just say a move to Everton fell through last Jan? f*** me. Let's be honest though, I could just have imagined the reaction had we let him go after we'd just sold Milner, Given & N'Zogbia after he'd averaged over 1 goal every 2 games for the 12 months prior to that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/88812420.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19311EB03566168C70E765EF1ED5220FDE9E30A760B0D811297 This is the most sickening thing ever ... I detest this guy. You can just feel the smugness seeping out of that photo. This guy took the piss at Newcastle. Where is the stupid sulk he had on his face 99% of the time he was here gone now? Filth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmk Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Everyone wanted him gone as soon as possible, now that he has left, everyone is pissed off fuck him he is history. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mani Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Suddenly i felt it would be nice if Liverpool won next year. wud prefer man city to win it, ultimate fail for fergie and his gays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/88812420.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19311EB03566168C70E765EF1ED5220FDE9E30A760B0D811297 This is the most sickening thing ever ... I detest this guy. You can just feel the smugness seeping out of that photo. This guy took the piss at Newcastle. Where is the stupid sulk he had on his face 99% of the time he was here gone now? Filth. On his 2nd face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Least we can sing " fuck off broken owen, ohh what can it mean etc etc etc, Hope his stable developes horse cock flu! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Suddenly i felt it would be nice if Liverpool won next year. wud prefer man city to win it, ultimate fail for fergie and his gays. Nah Liverpool would hurt Owen more and a City win (as unrealistic as it is) is bad for football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I guess Owen got the least laugh in the Martins vs. Owen saga.... Till he goes down with swine flu and misses all of pre-season. Cue neeeding matches to get match fit etc etc etc ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 God knows what you guys will do without Owen v Martins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 My desire to get back to the Premiership asap has just increased tenfold. Can we keep Joey Barton till then too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmk Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 God knows what you guys will do without Owen v Martins Martins vs Ameobi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 He said he was a professional, his distinct lack of effort towards the end shows this was never the case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wally_McFool Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=243869.0;attach=173623;image Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mani Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Suddenly i felt it would be nice if Liverpool won next year. wud prefer man city to win it, ultimate fail for fergie and his gays. Nah Liverpool would hurt Owen more and a City win (as unrealistic as it is) is bad for football exactly, love to see all the man utd scum moan about the game going to the dogs because thier fiercest rivals got more money than them, proper revenge proper irony. If im not mistaken owen was a boyhood everton fan anyway. And it aint bad for football. Blackburn did it, we almost did it, chelsea done it, man utd have done it, all brought their way to the title, you really think any of us would be complaining if we had that much money to buy the title. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=243869.0;attach=173623;image I like your thinking; but here's a little more finesse: http://i43.tinypic.com/mjmqa0.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 £30k basic according to the Telegraph, with various performance-related bonuses making up something similar to what he was on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wally_McFool Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Heres another... http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=243869.0;attach=173626;image Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Leaving a Championship club, probably rejecting bigger offers from smaller clubs, to go to the biggest club in the world when he didn't have a club...real mercenary c*nt. If Shepherd hadn't been the prized cock he is, we would never have had him and he wouldn't have had that label. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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